Resident Evil Village’s Lady Dimitrescu confirmed as the character we’d all most like to step on us
It’s the confirmation we’ve all been waiting for: namely, that Lady Dimitrescu is the sexiest video game character.
The Resident Evil Village villain has been dominating the Internet with her colossal height, wide-brimmed hat, and taste for “man blood”.
Judging by the popularity of the game and the collective thirst of gamers, this outcome feels both correct and inevitable.
What’s more, bisexual hero Zagreus from Hades was voted into the number two spot. The game’s hero is far from hellish to look at and is able to romance two characters: one male, one female. We’re here for that.
Elsewhere on the list is Mat from daddy dating simulator Dream Daddy, adding to the LGBT+ and Black representation on the list. Mat is one of eight dads who can be romanced in the game and owns the local coffee shop – he could certainly give us a strong brew.
Rounding out the top five are the rugged survivor David King from LGBT+ streamer favourite Dead by Daylight; Beidou from anime RPG Genshin Impact; and Breath of the Wild’s Urbosa whose height, abs and lightning abilities make her a worthy contender to Lady Dimitrescu’s domination.
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“I think being so invested in someone’s story, whether fictional or otherwise, can also stir up the emotional and chemical responses to get us a little excited, if you know what I mean. Especially as animations and art styles just keep getting better and better,” says Alyssa Celatti of FandomSpot.com.
Either that or the pandemic has forced us all inside, with nothing to do but play video games and get horny on main.
Here’s the top 10:
1) Lady Dimitrescu – Resident Evil Village
2) Zagreus – Hades
3) David King – Dead By Daylight
4) Beidou – Genshin Impact
5) Urbosa – The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
6) King – Tekken
7) Mat – Dream Daddy
8) Professor Mirror – New Pokémon Snap
9) Cortana – Halo
10) Lara Croft – Tomb Raider (2013 onwards)
Check out the full list here.