The raunchiest NSFW LGBT+ Valentine’s Day cards for power bottoms and leather daddies alike
Some of the cards are pretty cheeky (quite literally) (Redbubble)
It’s nearly Valentine’s Day which means you need to get a card for your favourite person – and what better way to tell someone you love them than with a NSFW card.
We’ve already put together a list of cute LGBT+ Valentine’s Day cards you can get which feature wholesome rainbows, flags and pop culture icons.
But if you’re separated from a partner or crush because of lockdown restrictions and want to let them know you’re thinking of them – or specific parts of them – then look no further.
This time we’ve compiled a list of NSFW cards for that special power top or bottom in your life. The selection below features some more creative cards out there from independent sellers with leather, scissoring, boobs and d**ks all making appearances.
The ‘power top’ Valentine’s Day card. (Redbubble/Thelittlelord)
There’s a romantic set of cards you can get from Redbubble for the power top or bottom in your life. It’s pretty self-explanatory but they feature a power button with the word top or bottom depending on your partner’s preference in the bedroom. It looks like the designer hasn’t branched out into making ‘power vers’ cards yet, but hopefully there will be some representation soon.
The power top card is available here and the power bottom card here.
The pop-up Valentine’s Day card available from Etsy. (Etsy/HashtagGiftedUK)
Another one is this 4D pop-up card from a seller on Etsy. The front of the card says. ‘I wasn’t sure what to get you for Valentine’s Day.. so I thought I would get you something I know you really love.’ Then the lucky recipient of the Valentine opens up to pop out boobs or penis – depending on your preference, of course.
They’re priced at £3.49 and you can choose between the boob card here or the penis card here to tell someone you really love them this Valentine’s Day.
Another funny Valentine’s Day card that’s available from Etsy. (Etsy/PaperFoxDesignsShop)
This one above is for lesbians with a lovely message on the front saying, ‘Want to play rock, paper, scissors? Oh no… I’m all out of rocks and paper.’ Such a romantic way to tell your partner you love them on Valentine’s Day. It’s priced at £2.90 and is available from an independent seller on Etsy.
The ‘eat me out’ Valentine’s Day card from Redbubble. (Redbubble/JeffreyAviles)
And now one for the gays along the same lines, but it’s a little more blunt with its delivery. This card simply says ‘eat me out’ in three hearts, one on the bum of three different cartoon men that definitely don’t exist in real life. It’s priced at £2.02 from Redbubble and can be sent to your crush or partner in February, especially if they need an obvious hint of what you want from them…
A NSFW Valentine’s Day card featuring a romantic rhyme. (Redbubble/ZNinetales)
Or you can go one further and get them a card with this artsy graphic above. The very NSFW card says, ‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to f**king do this to you.’ Shelley and Keats are shaking. You can also get it on a mug, postcard or sticker, whatever takes your fancy. It’s available from Redbubble here.
One of two card options if you’re away from your partner during lockdown this Valentine’s Day. (Redbubble/AllJustTees)
If you and your partner are apart at the moment because of lockdown rules then maybe you can send them this card to remind them of your best feature? There’s two options to choose from, you can get a card saying, ‘Bet you’re missing my sweet ass,’ or, ‘Bet you’re missing my hairy ass.’ Both from Redbubble here and here.
The Leather Forever Valentine’s Day card. (Redbubble/JeffreyAviles)
There’s Valentine’s Day cards for every person and every interest, including couples into leather. This card is from Redbubble and features the slogan ‘Leather Forever’ alongside a design of two people decked out in their leather outfits, tails and all. There’s a couple of other designs to choose from by the same designer, just go to their page here.
The d**k heart Valentine’s Day card. (Redbubble/ak4e)
And finally a card with a d**k that’s exploding with hearts is a pretty romantic way to tell someone you love them this Valentine’s Day. The card is from Redbubble and is priced at £1.84.
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