Michael B Jordan, the newly-crowned People’s Sexiest Man Alive, is starting an OnlyFans with all proceeds going to charity

Michael B. Jordan is set to join OnlyFans. (Getty/Instagram)

Christmas has truly come early this year after Michael B Jordan revealed his first act as the newly crowned People‘s Sexist Man Alive is starting an OnlyFans.

First, a Joe Biden win, then a roster of potential coronavirus vaccines and now this? 2020 is truly in its redemption arc.

While certainly not the first oppressively attractive man to joke about starting an account on the website which sees fan pay for online content, nor will he be the first to actually do so, the 33-year-old actor joked that he plans to join and donate all proceeds to charity.

Appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Jordan sported facial hair that he said he previously hadn’t had time to grow. Life with a moustache is great, he told host Jimmy Kimmel.

Michael B Jordan: ‘I’m actually going to start an OnlyFans’

“I never had time to actually sit in one place and grow my facial hair where I didn’t have to get it groomed, or manicured, or anything like that,” he said.

“So, during quarantine, I just wanted to see how much hair I could actually grow.

“His name is Murphy. We call him Murph for short. Got an OnlyFans coming soon – eating fruit, all types of crazy stuff, it’s going to get wild.”

Kimmel joked that Jordan’s moustache would easily make “$250,000 a year” on OnlyFans – which, let’s face it, we would all subscribe to – but Jordan revealed his plans are genuine.

“I’m actually going to start one,” he said, “but like all the proceeds I want to go towards a barber school because during the quarantine, you know, there’s been so many businesses and schools that shut down.”

It comes after the Black Panther star was given the royal title of world’s sexiest man by People magazine in November.

“When my grandmother was alive, it was something that she collected, and then my mom naturally reads it a lot and my aunts as well,” Jordan told People.

“This is one that they’re definitely going to have a special place for.”