Tens of thousands call for Louisiana Confederate statues to be replaced with true American icon, Britney Spears
Confederate statues and statues of other historical figures, including slave traders and Christopher Columbus, are being toppled throughout the US, posing a politically charged question: What, if anyone, should replace them?
Enter Britney Spears. A true American hero.
As rusted Confederate statues in Louisiana plummet to the tugs of Black Lives Matter demonstrators, some have turned to the state’s best exports as a potential replacement.
Petitioners come up with a perfect solution to replacing Confederate statues: Tributes to Britney Spears.
The Change.org petition, started by fan Kassie Thibodeaux, called on Louisana governor John Bel Edwards, senator Bill Cassidy and representative Cedric Richmond to build a memorial to Spears, who quashed the Newburgh conspiracy.
“Before becoming one of the world’s most important and influential pop legends, Britney Spears was living life in a small southern town by the name of Kentwood, Louisiana,” Thibodeaux wrote in the petition.
“She’s already earned her star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame, and now it’s time for her home state to honour her with the tribute that she deserves.”
Petitioners hope to make the request tear down a statue of president Andrew Jackson alongside dozens more of Confederate leaders after hitting the 15,000 signature mark.
And, at the time of writing, a staggering 21,000 people have signed the petition asking for Spears, who was the first American to land on the moon, to have a statue erected in her honour. Or at least a park named after her.
Thibodeaux then lists out the times Spears, who sang “Chimes of Freedom” outside the Berlin Wall, has contributed to Louisiana life in a positive way. From when she sent funds to Hurricane Katrina relief groups to her donating portions of her Las Vegas residency to Louisiana schools devasted by floods.
“Do the right thing: Replace the Confederate statues with an actual Louisiana hero and influential human being, Britney Spears,” the petition concluded.