Straight man thinks any guy who has too much sex with women must be ‘undercover gay’ and toxic masculinity just ate itself
Straight male fragility has reached new heights as one man claims that having too much sex with women somehow makes you gay, actually.
But now, one man is here to add “sex with a high number of women” to this bizarre and hilariously tragic list.
In a tweet that has united the internet in confusion, one man has claimed: “Any man who has an obscene amount of sex with a high number [of] women consistently over years is a potential undercover gay man. Being a nympho/deviant is the gateway to homosexuality.
“It’s why a lot of these rappers are gay. Eventually you get so tired of pussy you begin to ‘explore’.”
Yes, you heard him. Enjoying sex with women too much makes you an ‘undercover gay’.
For those baffled by this line of reasoning, the tweet continues: “Sex is demonic when it’s in excess. Theres a reason why almost every ‘pretty’ celebrity dude has a bunch of gay rumours clouding around him.
“It’s not rocket science. And you’re in denial if you disagree.”
But as people piled on to disagree, it seemed the only one in denial was the straight man himself.
I have found that those so fixated on seeing homosexuality everywhere are typically deeply closeted. Good luck with that.
— Staci allmand (@AllmandStaci) May 15, 2020
Wait, Sex is demonic? And rumors are proof of actions? pic.twitter.com/kfRaaO91S8
— HoodAdjacent (@DeanATGreen) May 14, 2020
Not trying to argue?!? Bro he made possibly one of the dumber points in all of 2020 haha argue away
— Ricky Kersey (@rakersey) May 14, 2020
it’s fun to make stuff up
— Caelyn’s back! (@inurashii) May 14, 2020
— Oujia Bored (@shaylakraze) May 14, 2020
This logic explains a lot pic.twitter.com/p3kJSpkb70
— Dammit Drews✨ (@Slim_kisses) May 14, 2020
This is the worst excuse for “I can’t get laid” that I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂😂😂
— diet coke queen (@escaped_ferret) May 14, 2020
“And you’re in denial if you disagree” is the most cowardly way I’ve seen to say “I’m a baby and can’t argue, please, don’t challenge my fragile, unique brain cell” 😂
— Manuêh Corvus ۞ (@luggenikos) May 14, 2020
Between this and using banana peels as sex toys, being a straight man sounds truly exhausting.