Maluma stripped off for a Calvin Klein advert and it has the gays feeling some kinda way
Maluma stuck out his tongue and told us all to “deal with it” in his Calvin Klein campaign debut.
The Colombian singer stripped down to his Calvins for a new advert that coincided with major water shortages, a sweaty palm pandemic and global Kleenex sellouts.
The campaign sees the star delivering an empowering message of self-belief alongside stars including Lil Nas X and Euphoria’s Huter Schafer. But let’s be honest – you don’t really care about any of that.
Maluma in the new Calvin Klein 🤤 🥵 pic.twitter.com/yQ888Toh6I
— •🄱🅁🅈🄰🄽• (@xxBRUNCATExx) February 27, 2020
Maluma suddenly became the internet’s daddy in more ways than one.
— Manfred (@popcultureboy) February 27, 2020
The increase in birth rates was off set by a number of fatalities, with Maluma listed as the cause of death on more than one certificate.
Cause of death: MALUMA FOR CALVIN KLEIN pic.twitter.com/xN1o89203G
— david 🌹🌻 (@realDavidOnline) February 27, 2020
Accounts of dehydration were also numerous and far-reaching.
Maluma in Calvin boxers pic.twitter.com/favgv22QqL
— BussyPotPie (@jerrel_allen) February 28, 2020
Some turned to the occult in an attempt to process what was happening.
me and the boys in our new Calvin Klein underwear trying to summon Maluma pic.twitter.com/fXT01w3Gro
— ⚡️ (@derek_xcv) February 27, 2020
While others gave praise to Madonna for Maluma’s pivot to master thot.
Madonna topped Maluma during the Madame X tour rehearsals 😈😋 pic.twitter.com/dOKMQWQX7g
— Agent pauly❌ (@ipaulyc454) February 28, 2020
The Calvin Klein advert was directed by Bardia Zeinali, who has previously directed music videos for Ariana Grande and Carly Rae Jepsen, and can now add ‘gifting the world Maluma’s shaved armpits’ to his already impressive CV.
maluma in the new Calvin Klein ad… clean up on aisle ME pic.twitter.com/7AEhdgMgTi
— t (@tcxtrash) February 27, 2020
As some pointed out, Maluma recently confirmed to the world that he is, tragically, straight.
Maluma seeing it’s mainly gay guys, and not women who are reblogging and thirsting his Calvin Klein underwear post. pic.twitter.com/KEtPm0mRVj
— ivanmon ™️ (@ivansaurX) February 28, 2020
Regardless, we still continue to thirst stan.
Sorry but Maluma can SNAP my neck x pic.twitter.com/Fd2TJcvkoK
— NICK X (@wheresnicktoday) February 20, 2020
— Jorgieee ♐️🇸🇻🇭🇳 (@jorgieeeee88) February 22, 2020
did u lot know about long hair maluma pic.twitter.com/Qlj3SpRFu6
— G (@oneofthosefaces) February 27, 2020