Maluma stripped off for a Calvin Klein advert and it has the gays feeling some kinda way

Reiss Smith February 28, 2020
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Maluma holding his hands behind his head, sticking his tongue out

Maluma gifted the world his shaved underarms. (Calvin Klein)

Maluma stuck out his tongue and told us all to “deal with it” in his Calvin Klein campaign debut.

The Colombian singer stripped down to his Calvins for a new advert that coincided with major water shortages, a sweaty palm pandemic and global Kleenex sellouts.

The campaign sees the star delivering an empowering message of self-belief alongside stars including Lil Nas X and Euphoria’s Huter Schafer. But let’s be honest – you don’t really care about any of that.

Maluma suddenly became the internet’s daddy in more ways than one.

The increase in birth rates was off set by a number of fatalities, with Maluma listed as the cause of death on more than one certificate.

Accounts of dehydration were also numerous and far-reaching.

Some turned to the occult in an attempt to process what was happening.

While others gave praise to Madonna for Maluma’s pivot to master thot.

The Calvin Klein advert was directed by Bardia Zeinali, who has previously directed music videos for Ariana Grande and Carly Rae Jepsen, and can now add ‘gifting the world Maluma’s shaved armpits’ to his already impressive CV.

As some pointed out, Maluma recently confirmed to the world that he is, tragically, straight. 

Regardless, we still continue to thirst stan.

More: Calvin Klein, lil nas x, Maluma, thirst

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