Madonna boasts that she’s never been with a man with a ‘small d**k’ during Madame X performance

Josh Milton January 31, 2020
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Madonna kneeling on stage wearing her Madame X eyepatch

Madonna performs at the Eurovision Song Contest in Tel Aviv. (Michael Campanella/Getty)

The woman, the myth, the legend that is Madonna took to the London Palladium stage this week to swagger that she’s “never been with a guy with a small d**k”.

And that is information we must all collectively live with for all eternity.

As the 61-year-old charges through the London leg of her Madame X tour, she asked the audience if they have slept with someone with a “small d**k,” The Sun reported.

Madonna ‘shares STDs’ with fan. 

“What do you call a man with a small penis?” she said.

“The answer is, I wouldn’t f***ing know. I’ve never been with a guy with a small d**k.

“You know size matters, don’t pretend that it doesn’t.”

The “Vogue” singer’s list of ex-lover includes model Kevin Sampaio, 31, director Warren Beatty, 82, and rapper Vanilla Ice, 52.

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According to the outlet, Madonna, after being handed a chair by a dancer, brazenly boasted: “Unusually, I kneel for about 20 minutes and that’s fine.

“I’m good at it, so I’ve been told.”

Moreover, she later joked that she uses the queer dating-app Grindr to scope for assistants.

She also lewdly cracked: “You know they say that the eyes are the window to the soul. And I believe that.

“However, I think that you are all forgetting about a more important window.”

She opened her legs before declaring: “That’s right ladies and gentleman, this is what it’s like to have Mozart come out of your p***y.”

Madonna even swigged a beer with a fan before joking: “There you go, we have just shared STDs.”

She took to the stage in the capital after a string of cancellations have caused tremors between her and some fans.

Many expressed their fury online after the musician was forced to axe her first London gig, citing “doctor’s orders”.

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