Gay YouTuber Tyler Oakley wants to ‘choke’ his younger self and we’re kinda here for the self-love
Tyler Oakley says his 20-year-old self, left, would wants to be his 30-year-old self’s daddy. (YouTube/Twitter)
Tyler Oakley says that his 20-year-old self “would want 30-year-old me to choke him and that’s what we call self-love”.
We’ve all heard of boyfriend twins, but wanting to be the sub to your future self’s dom? A concept!
That’s pretty much what YouTuber Tyler Oakley proposed on Twitter (where else?) when he revealed his burning self-thirst.
20 year old me would want 30 year old me to choke him & that’s what we call self-love
— tyler oakley (@tyleroakley) January 5, 2020
Twitter followers were here for the narcissism.
pic.twitter.com/i1W860Yfua
— Gingy (@YouGotGingy) January 5, 2020
With some applauding Oakley’s refusal to be restricted by the boundaries of space-time.
Can’t be bf twins if you travel through time and sub for your actual older self pic.twitter.com/3NwJs75PSe
— Slade (@Slade) January 5, 2020
pic.twitter.com/WTO1OgFuNL
— Adam Moussa (@adamjmoussa) January 5, 2020
There were, of course, those who were confused.
— Theophilus (@teblue) January 5, 2020
With a number simply unimpressed…
Ma’am there are children pic.twitter.com/OhFXUoqoaS
— Deity Does Dads (@OnlyAphrodeity) January 5, 2020
…including Drag Race royalty Trixie Mattel.
I think it also internalized homophobia lolllllll
— Trixie Mattel (@trixiemattel) January 6, 2020
One follower pointed out that in 2020, there is no sexual scenario that hasn’t already been committed to porn.
there is literally a men dot com video with this plot
— crazy spooked asian (@tribranchvo) January 6, 2020
Oakley made his confession after being nominated in the (unofficial) Twitter Sweetheart Pageant, as announced by comedian Phillip Henry.
Stepping into the competition at the literal last second with his money and charm is the incredible. Looks like he was packaged in a Build A Twunk workshop @tyleroakley pic.twitter.com/zM1Fz4vnql
— Phillip Henry (@MajorPhilebrity) January 5, 2020
Sadly for the YouTuber, he lost the LA regional sweetheart category to Pose actor Johnny Sibilly.
But the LA queen who won the judges hearts is the queen of step and repeats in the sense that you’d like him to step on you and REPEAT
LA REGIONAL TWITTER SWEETHEART IS @JohnnySibilly pic.twitter.com/0tMfwiYSRV— Phillip Henry (@MajorPhilebrity) January 5, 2020
