Straight men think sitting in a comfortable chair is ‘gay’ and we’ve never seen masculinity this fragile
Comfortable chairs are the latest thing that straight men avoid to shield their strong and stable masculinity, according to the internet.
Straight men really do have it tough, living a life where appreciating sunsets, fruity cocktails and recycling are strictly off limits, where their efforts to form straight prides are met with opposition and they are burdened with earning more money than their queer counterparts.
Of course, ‘not all straight men’ are like this, but one guy’s Snapchat of his new chair has gone viral on Twitter for capturing so succinctly the struggles of being a straight man in today’s truly heterophobic, anti-straight world.
Comfortable chairs are gay, says straight men.
In the snap, later posted on Twitter, it sees the guy appreciating his “new chair.
— a gamer with a short but thin penis (@gazpachomachine) January 4, 2020
“No homo,” he continued, a phrase used after one inadvertently says something that ‘sounds gay’ or feminine, “but it is very comfortable.”
The chair, which features flamingly homosexual lumbar support and aggressively gay adjustable swivel action, is designed with gamers in mind, according to its Amazon page.
fellas is it gay to sit comfortably https://t.co/Ec6XglVFmr
— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) January 4, 2020
It was later quoted tweeted with the take, “Fellas, is it gay to sit comfortably?” which we went viral tallying more than 106,200 likes and 683,900 likes in just two days.
Of course, the LGBT+ community rallied to support this man grappling with his inner demons to appreciate good ergonomic furniture.
Some users couldn’t help but wonder if the guy’s name is Kevin.
Not shocked his name is Kevin
— Jake (@jakeS1498) January 5, 2020
Others revelled in finding the icon of the straight rights movement, the uncomfortable chair.
Just to let you know that it is gay to sit comfortably and all straight people must surrender comfy seating to the nearest homosexual. Thems the rules, lads. https://t.co/p8J9eSmX6g
— Benjamin Butterworth (@benjaminbutter) January 5, 2020
Some showed concern for straight folk.
Are straight men ok? https://t.co/eXpPi6PpEN
— George Elsmere-Whitney (@caramelattekiss) January 5, 2020
Some users came with receipts, showing how it’s science that, indeed, comfortable chairs are part of the Gay Agenda.
this is true Gina I can confirm I have sat on comfortable chairs during my lifetime
— I / / N 🌸🚿 (@ivansocrown) January 5, 2020