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Gay porn stars recreate ’12 Days of Christmas’ with sex toys because of course they have

Reiss Smith December 16, 2019
12 Days of Christmas

Beaux Banks, JJ Knight, Zario Travezz, N and Dirk Caber. (AdamMale)

A group of gay porn stars have released a “sexy version” of ’12 Days of Christmas’ which swaps partridges, turtle doves and French hens for dildos, douches and c**k rings.

We all have our own Yuletide traditions. Some eat turkey, others pull crackers, while there are those that love to get their festive ho, ho, ho on with whips, paddles and sex swings.

Adult entertainer Beaux Banks falls into the latter category, judging by his take on the ’12 Days of Christmas’ renamed – wait for it – ’12 Sex Toys of Christmas’.

Banks and four of his friends performed the number dressed in fittingly festive attire – Santa hats, underwear and little else – standing around a grand piano with chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

So what filled Banks’ stocking over the 12 days? So glad you asked.

Twelve vibes a vibing
Eleven twisted rimmers
Ten whips a whipping
Nine douches douching
Eight paddles paddling
Seven slings ah swinging’
Six probes ah probin’
Five c**k rings
Four Mormon boys
Three Titan men
Two twisted loves
An a neon purple Clone A Willy.

Honestly, Beyoncé and her measly ‘8 Days of Christmas’ were found shaking.

The full video is below and is – obviously – not suitable for work.

The musical piece was recorded for the gay sex toy store AdamMale, which also released a number of ever-so-festive shots of Banks, JJ Knight, Zario Travezz, Nic Sahara and Dirk Caber.

Beau Banks
Beau Banks. (Cheap Undies)
 Zario Travezz
Zario Travezz. (Cheap Undies)
JJ Knight, Zario Travezz and Dirk Caber
JJ Knight, Zario Travezz and Dirk Caber. (Cheap Undies)

A behind the scenes video shared on Instagram featured the men hiding their Yule logs behind wrapping paper while RuPaul’s seminal Christmas classic ‘I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus’ plays.

There’s no word as of yet as to whether the men have any more reimagined Christmas classics up their sleeves: ‘Santa Claus is Coming To Town’, ‘Fairy-top of New York‘, or ‘Bottoming Around the Christmas Tree’ perhaps.

 

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