The library is open! Here’s 15 of the filthiest reads in RuPaul’s Drag Race herstory
RuPaul’s Drag Race UK is finally here and it’s time to open the library once again.
The infamous reading challenge is a pinnacle of the show and we can’t wait to see how the British queens throw their shade.
But in the meantime here are the 15 best reads in RuPaul’s Drag Race herstory.
The proper jokes.
15. Bianca Del Rio.
“Adore, I know what you got on your SAT’s…
14. Darienne Lake.
“Milk, your beauty and fashion is listed right on your carton.
“Darienne, you have a lot of jokes but to me they’re more like UFOs.
“They are way out there and I’ve never seen one land.”
12. Bianca Del Rio.
“Joselyn Fox. She’s so gay her a*****e has a lisp.”
11. Naomi Smalls.
“Farrah Moan is so dumb she thought Valentina was her best friend.”
10. Latrice Royale.
“Valentina take that thing off your face. Oh, it is your face.
“Your other one.”
9. Gia Gunn.
Gia: “Trinity the Tuck, was that legal or illegal silicone, and whose kitchen table did you get it done on?”
Trinity: “I’ll give you my doctor’s number.”
Gia: “I don’t wanna die.”
8. Latrice Royale.
Dan Savage: “Can you give us an example of a time when you made peace with someone you didn’t see eye to eye with?”
Latrice: “About five minutes ago I looked across at Miss O’Hara. I realised she was ugly.
“And I’m at peace with that.”
7. Katya Zamolodchikova.
Alaska [up for eviction]:”I need to get to the end of this competition. I need to.”
Kenya: *bombs Snatch Game.*
RuPaul: “Impersonating Beyonce is not your destiny, child.”
5. Farrah Moan.
Gia: Everyone thinks you’re the weakest link.
Farrah: “Some of us don’t have to force storylines to get their air time.”
Did she just go there?
4. Tammie Brown to RuPaul.
“You both called me losers. And I don’t see you out there walking children in nature!”
3. Bianca to Trinity K. Bonet.
“Let me ask you a very fair question: what do you do successfully?
2. Pearl to RuPaul.
“Do I have something on my face?”
“Roxxxy Andrews, I think about you all the time. I think about you in the morning…
“…by the bus stop.”
Drag Race UK premiers Thursday October 3 on BBC iPlayer.