Malcolm in the Middle star really, really wants to be Lizzo’s purse. Yes, really
Frankie Muniz, the child star of the early noughties sitcom Malcolm in the Middle, is now trying to get in the middle of singer Lizzo’s wardrobe by wanting to be her purse.
Yeah, you read that correctly.
Muniz tweeted Lizzo earlier this week asking if he could be her “accessory”, or, more specifically, her “purse”.
“Hey Lizzo, lemme be your accessory. I can be a purse… put a chain around me and I’ll hold your stuff for you… just sayin,” Muiz tweeted.
Hey @lizzo, lemme be your accessory. I can be a purse… put a chain around me and I'll hold your stuff for you… just sayin.
— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) September 25, 2019
Twitter… had thoughts. Many were bemused by Muniz’s choice of words, yet many more related to his choice of wording.
There were a lot of Malcolm in the Middle gifs but also, a lot of people celebrating the frankness of Muniz’s comment.
“Malcom trying to be in the middle of the thighs”: Twitter responds.
— The BUBBLEH Experience (@the_Bigandtasty) September 25, 2019
— Rachel Zern (@razmatazern) September 25, 2019
— Sad😔ndal (@queensandal) September 25, 2019
“Malcolm trying to be in the middle of those thighs,” joked one user.
“Bro, you can’t be horny like this on main especially not 8 in the morning,” commented another user.
— Beppi Giuseppi (@BasedHylia) September 25, 2019
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
— Corey Britton (@cloer) September 25, 2019
Malcom it looks like you’re looking for a dominatrix…..
— Eli Shone (@EliShone) September 25, 2019
Users offered words of encouragement towards Muniz’s plight, with some pleading for Lizzo to respond.
Although, the ‘Juice’ singer might have been a little busy considering she’s currently on tour or her latest hit album Cuz I Love You
Soon, she did reply in the most on-brand way possible:
— |L I Z Z O| (@lizzo) September 25, 2019
Frankie Muniz: “New profile pic of Lizzo and me.”
A few days on from the tweet, the singer continued to be the ultimate Lizzo stan by changing his display picture to an illustration of him and Lizzo.
The drawing was designed by Nina, who posted a photo of her drawing on Instagram.
Tagging the actor, Muniz commented on her post to say: “Dreams do come true!
“Can I buy this?”
When the 32-year-old, who is engaged with his long-term girlfriend Paige Price, announced his new profile picture, Twitter users were beside themselves.
“The horny content we need but don’t deserve,” one commented.
People had similar reactions to his purse comment: “Horny on main, bold move.”
While someone revealed a groundbreaking morsel of information–Muniz’s purse comment is now on his Wikipedia page:
On your wikipedia now, as it should be! pic.twitter.com/vzR8lW5KJn
— Sheena E the Dog (@SheenaEDog) September 27, 2019