Let’s face it, Brooklyn Nine-Nine is one of the best things on television right now.
It’s hilarious, smart and let’s not forget to mention their amazing storylines such as when Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz) went to prison.
We’ve listed the best quotes for each one of the Brooklyn Nine-Nine gang.
Here are the best Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes from your favourite characters
Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Jake Peralta quote: “I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.”
Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Amy Santiago quote: “It’s not that weird to say, ‘May I have some cocaine?'”
Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Rosa Diaz quote: “‘Cause I didn’t understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself. I’ve only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”
Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Charles Boyle quote: “What about me? What if something happens to Jake, and he never gets to meet my baby? I don’t want to hang out with some stupid baby who’s never met Jake.”
Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Sergeant Terry Jeffords quote: “Sir, my life stinks. Sharon’s on bed rest. My favourite mango yoghurt got discontinued. And my kids think their preschool teacher’s a stupid-face.”
Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Gina Linetti quote: “All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I’m thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I’m the Paris of people.”
Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Captain Raymond Holt quote: “He was a great partner. Smart, loyal. Homophobic but not racist. In those days that was pretty good.”
Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Norm Scully quote: [After sitting down for 32 hours] “I miss my home chair.”
Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Michael Hitchcock quote: “Oh, she’s up to something. Snapchat messages disappear. You can send anything to anybody, and after they see it, it’s like I never sent it.”