15 cringe, awkward ‘inspirational’ lesbian quotes

Bea Mitchell November 12, 2018
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The internet is absolutely teeming with cringe, awkward and ‘inspirational’ quotes – and it caters to the LGBTQ market, too. Here are 15 of the worst lesbian quotes we found.

We trawled social network Pinterest for some of the worst quotes out there, specifically written for, or appropriate to, lesbians.

And, a quick disclaimer — this article is just a bit of lighthearted fun, not meant to offend anyone who identifies with any of the awful lesbian quotes below.

In the words of another inspirational saying found on the internet: Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle. And everything happens for a reason.

Image: Pixabay

1. “Mummy, does Barbie come with Ken?”

“No, sweetie – she comes with Stacey. She just fakes it with Ken.”

This one’s pretty good, to be fair.

2. “Roses are red, clouds are grey, I like same-sex, oh crap I’m gay.”

And at least this rhymes.

3. “Don’t hate me because I’m a lesbian. Hate me because I stole your chick.”

Cringe. Like, really?

4. “Is it gay in here, or is it just me?”

Come again?

5. “My little boy went to a lesbian wedding and told me he saw two princesses getting married.”

How lovely.

6. “I’m basically a girl with the personality of a dude.”

The unrefuted definition of a lesbian. (Yes, I’m rolling my eyes.)

7. “You cannot blend in when you’re meant to shine.”

Or when you’re King Kong or Godzilla.

8. “Lick me ’til ice cream.”

Photo of an icecream
Image: Pixabay

9. “If she is responsible for your smile, be responsible for her heart.”

Smiles and hearts and other lovely things.

10. “I like my men like I like my coffee… Nowhere near my vagina.”

This is fair.

11. “Don’t tell me it’s a sin to be in love with her, instead of him.”

There’s a religious element to this one.

12. “Like my rack? You should see my snatch.”

I’m sorry, what?!

13. “You’ll never find a rainbow if you’re looking down.”

Image: Creative Commons

14. “I’ll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.”


15. “By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.”

Take it off, it looks terrible.

So, what did you think of that list of the 15 most cringe-worthy and awkward so-called ‘inspirational’ lesbian quotes? (In other words, a list of the worst lesbian quotes out there.) Do you know of any more we missed?

All quotes sourced via Pinterest.

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