The 11 craziest conspiracy theories InfoWars pushed about LGBT people

After Facebook and YouTube banned InfoWars, we look at some of the worst anti-LGBT propaganda pushed by the conspiracy theory outlet.

InfoWars host Alex Jones is notorious for his anti-LGBT rants, and his extreme beliefs about the activities of people who he believes to be gay or transgender.

We count down the 11 craziest theories he has pushed to a gullible global audience.

Barack Obama is having gay sex with ten dudes a day

In August 2018 Jones made this claim on his show while pushing the ‘Pizzagate’ conspiracy theory.

He claimed: “I learned this with Pizzagate and stuff. You’ve got admissions and thousands of emails about the kids will be delivered into the hot tub for your pleasure and then it’s the FBI code words for sex with kids off their own homeland security manual and they’re talking about $65,000 of succulent hot dogs.

“‘Oh God, these are good. I had these hot dogs in Hawaii and they were delivered by jet.’ It’s male prostitutes.

“And look, Obama’s having sex with 10 dudes a day, whatever. The point is is that that’s what’s going on on your taxpayer time.”

“He’s not watching SportsCenter three hours a day up there, OK? OK? And the report is he’s got – I’m not going to get into it on a family show – but let’s just say Amtrak isn’t just a train.”

Schools are turning kids gay to make them want to have sex with your car

In December 2027, Jones claimed the “LGBTQ23PCL4 agenda” is “now saying sex with machines or sex with cars or sex with appliances.”

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He claimed: “There’s a whole big movement where people are marrying their cars, marrying their toasters, marrying their dogs, their cats, their horses. I’m not kidding.

“They’re catching people in public places – you see it all the time – trying to have sex with a Ferrari or trying to have sex with a ’57 Chevy.

“They actually – I’m not going to get into the details of what they do, but they lube up the tailpipe and everything and then the police come up and there’s a guy hunching your car.”

He added: “This is the breakdown with society, and if you don’t let somebody have sex with your car, you’re a homophobe, you’re a bigot, you’re a horrible person.

“By the way, this is not satire. I’m not kidding here. This is what they’re teaching kids now.

“We’ve got to start saying, we’re for normal biological behaviour and the future of the human species.”

Violent lesbians are coming to eat your brains

In December 2017 Jones claimed: “Most of the so-called liberal lesbians, they just want to have the guy with the duck’s ass haircut and the James Dean outfit. They want to be slapping girls around, and statistically it shows it.

“I’m not blaming all lesbians, but most of these butch lesbians, they want to be the guy smacking the hot chick around. They think that’s manly.

“A lot of the chicks, they like it. No man will do that to them, and I’m not saying it’s good if a man does that, but some women like it.

“If they can’t find a man to smack them around, well they found them a girl gonna do it real good—knock them upside their head and have ‘50 Shades of Grey’ about the sexy rich guy that’s going to chain you up.”

He added: “Of course, you’re gonna go get chained up one time. They’re gonna put that devil mask or that piggy mask on. They’re gonna say, ‘Now I’m gonna torture you for about six weeks, so start begging for your mommy and your daddy.’

“That’s the liberals. They want to get you in a dungeon.

“They want to strap you down and take a buzz saw and cut the top of your head off like a pumpkin and pull it off and get a little spoon and go, ‘I’m going to eat your brain now!'”

Drag queens are putting chemicals in the water to recruit your children (and should be burnt alive)

In July 2018, Jones claimed drag performers wanted to steal kids and are “putting chemicals in the water to help with… the sexualisation of toddlers.”

He added: “We’re going to destroy you. You will ascend to Hell in the reverse order.

“They now know fear, because we’re coming like the villagers in the night, with the torches burning bright, with fire.

“Fire is not the weapon of evil, fire is the weapon of good, and it will consume you. You need to fear god. Your god has stolen your soul.”

He added: “Soon the icy cold of Hell will embrace you forever.

“Soon you will pass through and on, never to return to this dimension, never to ascend, but down, down, down, down, down, down, down into that black hole you’re going, chained.”

Joan Rivers was murdered for calling Michelle Obama transgender

Jones claimed that the Obamas were responsible for the death of Joan Rivers in 2014, because she got too close to the truth with a joke about the First Lady.

When asked whether the US would see a gay president, Rivers had quipped: “We already have it with Obama, so let’s just calm down. You know Michelle is a tr***y. A transgender, we all know.”

Jones doubled down: “Her shoulders are too wide… we’ve had doctors on about this. She always has this pooch, so she’s either wearing a codpiece or has genitalia.

“She looks like a man! Lady looks like a dude! It’s true. It’s a giant viral video phenomenon for like eight years that she’s a man.

“Don’t forget, the famous comedian Joan Rivers said ‘Of course everyone knows she’s a tr***y.’

“Deader than a doornail in a routine operation where basically she had fire poured down her throat and was a fire-breathing goblin. Dead on arrival. Shoot your mouth off, honey, you will die.”

Anderson Cooper is an undercover CIA agent sent to take down Donald Trump

Ahead of the 2016 Presidential debate, Jones claimed: “The fix is in at every level. It’s rigged. This is about the rigged system imploding.

“This is history happening and so I am desperate. I know Trump’s ahead, I know he’s winning, I know they’re going to pull out every stop.

“They’ve got CIA Anderson Cooper running the next debate. He’s admittedly CIA. And so we are storming the Bastille peacefully with 21st century warfare, which is information warfare.”

Lady Gaga is a Nazi Satanic Godess and her Super Bowl performance was an elaborate ritual to summon the Antichrist

Jones was not impressed by Gaga’s turn at the Super Bowl halftime show in February 2017.

He claimed:  “Whether you believe in demons or not, she wears meat suits and does all these rituals, Madonna does it too.

“The organisers of the Super Bowl are deciding to defile America and break our will by having us bow down to this.

“She’s reportedly going to be on top of the Super Bowl stadium, ruling over everyone with drones everywhere, surveilling them in a big swarm to condition them, that I am the Goddess of Satan, ruling over them with the rise of the robots.

“In a ritual of lesser magic, they have to tell you what they’re planning in the future, so they’re saying, the rise of the machines is here, you are broken and fallen and I squat on top of you and basically piss all over you.

“At the Hillary event she [Gaga] wore a clear Nazi uniform with the SS hat and red insignia to flaunt it, rub it in, and say ‘I am the dark one, I am the beast, I am the whore of Babylon that the beast rides on’.

“This isn’t my opinion, look it up! She admits this. She’s this grovelling pathetic power-tripping person… all these people think they’re dominant but all of us should stop being so pathetic and start boycotting her and boycott the Super Bowl.”

He added: “Lady Gaga is a joke and anyone who worships a fallen twisted pile of crap like her has a real problem. Look at her! She’s poison. They’re forcing you, the future of humanity, to take poison so they can make you fall.”

The government is putting chemicals in the water and turning the frogs gay

Jones famously claimed in 2015: “What do you think tap water is? It’s a gay bomb, baby. And I’m not saying people didn’t naturally have homosexual feelings. I’m not even getting into it, quite frankly.

“I mean, give me a break. Do you think I’m like, oh, shocked by it, so I’m up here bashing it because I don’t like gay people?

“I don’t like ’em putting chemicals in the water that TURN THE FREAKIN’ FROGS GAY! Do you understand that? I’m sick of being social engineered, it’s not funny!”

He refused to back away from the claim even after it became a viral music remix.

US is getting ready to nuke the ‘fairies and pansies’ in China

Jones claimed in April 2017: “You think having all those fairies and pansies over there [in China] with their little chicken necks running around attacking our president all day makes us look strong? It makes us look weak!”

“If China keeps pushing, the only option is full commitment to hit China preemptively. That’s the only way to survive this nuclear war and Trump knows it. And Russia has already been told they better stand down.

“The United States is preparing to nuke China so get ready a**holes! All of you wanted it, you’re gonna get it!”

LGBT people are creating cyborgs to destroy civilisation

In one rant about LGBT people, he claimed: “The most protected class are going to be augmented humans—cyborgs, you name it. And you’re going to have humanoids, which again isn’t a man and a woman with the chromosomes splicing together.

“It’s not a human. It’s something different when you’ve got three parents. And you say, ‘Oh, we just changed some genes over here.’ It changes the whole deal, especially if you start mixing two women.

“They’re creating new lifeforms and they’re just creating a stampede where you don’t criticise that.

“It’ll be like the national religion to go ‘L3Q943ABCQPBLV543Z92 dot dot dot 34Q5974. I mean, it’s just total mental illness, but it’s how you destroy a civilization.”

Literally just homophobic hate speech

Jones doesn’t need a crazy conspiracy theory to be downright disgusting.

In a disturbing clip in April 2017 year, Jones engaged in a vile homophobic rant in the presence of close Trump confidant and adviser Roger Stone, who makes frequent appearances on Jones’ show.

The pair were discussing concerns about Stone’s ties to Russia raised by Rep. Adam Schiff, co-chair of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence when Jones set off on a rant.

After Stone raised Shiff’s “irresponsible allegations”, Jones seized on the moment to launch into a vile homophobic rant aimed at Schiff, who is in fact married to a woman and has two children.

The conspiracy show host fumed: “I’m not against gay people… but Schiff looks like the archetypal cocksucker with those little deer-in-the-headlight eyes and all his stuff.

“And there’s something about this fairy, hopping around, bossing everybody around, trying to intimidate people like me and you, I want to tell Congressman Schiff and all the rest of them, “Hey listen a**hole, quit saying Roger and I” — and I’ve never used cussing in 22 years but the gloves are off – “listen you son of a b***h, what the f**k’s your problem?

“You want to sit here and say that I’m a goddamn, f**kng Russian. You get in my face with that I’ll beat your goddamn ass, you son of a b***h. You piece of s**t. You f**king goddamn f**ker. Listen f**khead, you have f**king crossed a line. Get that through your goddamn f**king head. Stop pushing your s**t.

“You’re the people that have f**ked this country over and gangraped the shit out of it and lost an election. So stop shooting your mouth off claiming I’m the enemy. You got that you goddamn son of a b***h? Fill your hand.”

“I’m sorry, but I’m done. You start calling me a foreign agent, those are f**king fighting words.”

Stone completely ignored the shocking homophobic rant, waiting for Jones to finish before saying: “I think Adam Schiff has acted irresponsibly and I think he needs to be confronted with his exact words.”