Ellen DeGeneres claims she’s Kim Kardashian’s surrogate in hilarious sketch

Ellen DeGeneres has shared some big news about Kim Kardashian’s new baby.

Ellen is, in fact, the surrogate mother to Kim’s new baby – or she is according to a hilarious new sketch.

“If you didn’t see the episode where Kim introduces the surrogate to the family, I’m going to show you some of it right now,” she told viewers.

Ellen, 60, added herself into the Keeping Up With the Kardashians season 14 clip, with her playing the role of surrogate mother.

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“It ain’t easy lugging this baby around — it’s killing my Tinder profile,” she says, cradling her belly and getting blank stares from the sisters.

“But it’s worth it for a good parking space in the mall.”

“You know what? I could use a drink,” she jokes, turning to face Kris Jenner.

“Any Pabst Blue Ribbon or a Michelob Ultra? Shoot. I just remembered I’m not allowed alcohol. Do you have wine?”


“What did you think of me being the surrogate?” DeGeneres asked Kendall.

“Do you mind that I revealed that?”

“No! I think it’s something everyone needed to know, and I think that it’s a blessing,” replied Kendall, 22. “You really blessed my sister and her husband.”