18 Extremely NSFW Valentine’s cards for your gay, lesbian or bi significant other

For those who are always looking for something a little different on Valentine’s Day, PinkNews brings you a guide to buying the best and rudest Valentine’s Day cards.

BEWARE some of the designs below are not for the faint hearted…

1. Like this card with a simple message…

(Etsy)

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2. Or this one that gets the point across

(Etsy)

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3. How about making a straightforward request?

(Etsy)

via 11RugbyRoad

4. Or an offer…

via StampingStreet

5. There’s nothing like saying what you really mean…

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6. Why not point out your favourite part of your significant other?


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7. Or accept them for their other bits

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8. Just let them know you’ve prepared

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9. However that may be…

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10. This Valentine’s maybe just go all out and be totally nsfw

via Foggish

11. There’s no need to be subtle at all

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12. Absolutely no reason at all

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13. But you can still be a little bit cute…

via SugarandSloth

14. But you could still be a little bit crude

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15. Or arty and rude

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16. And ask politely

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17. Sounds like a good Valentine’s

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18. Or if you’re a bit fed up, there’s always this

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Enjoy!