InfoWars host Alex Jones: Gay activists want to have sex with your car
InfoWars host Alex Jones has complained that people call him homophobic because he won’t let them have sex with his car.
The internet conspiracy host went on a characteristically-bizarre rant on his live-streamed show, which attracts thousands of similarly-minded followers.
Jones tore into the “LGBTQ23PCL4 agenda”, claiming kids are being taught to have sex with cars.
He claimed that the promotion of sex with cars was now mandatory in the US, Canada and the UK.
Jones said: “They’re now saying sex with machines or sex with cars or sex with appliances—there’s a whole big movement where people are marrying their cars, marrying their toasters, marrying their dogs, their cats, their horses. I’m not kidding.
“They’re catching people in public places – you see it all the time – trying to have sex with a Ferrari or trying to have sex with a ’57 Chevy.
“They actually – I’m not going to get into the details of what they do, but they lube up the tailpipe and everything and then the police come up and there’s a guy hunching your car.”
He added: “This is the breakdown with society, and if you don’t let somebody have sex with your car, you’re a homophobe, you’re a bigot, you’re a horrible person.
“By the way, this is not satire. I’m not kidding here. This is what they’re teaching kids now.
“We’ve got to start saying, we’re for normal biological behaviour and the future of the human species.”
There are plenty of reasons why people might call Jones a homophobe.
Donald Trump has appeared on InfoWars in the past, while his close confidant and advisor Roger Stone makes frequent appearances on Jones’ show.
In a disturbing clip earlier this year, Stone completely ignored a vile homophobic rant from a Jones.
Mr Stone, who served as an advisor to the 2016 presidential campaign of Donald Trump, was taking part in a Skype interview with Alex Jones of conspiracy website InfoWars when the incident occurred.
The pair were discussing concerns about Stone’s ties to Russia raised by Rep. Adam Schiff, co-chair of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence when Jones set off on a rant.
After Stone raised Shiff’s “irresponsible allegations”, Jones seized on the moment to launch into a vile homophobic rant aimed at Schiff, who is in fact married to a woman and has two children.
The conspiracy show host fumed: “I’m not against gay people… but Schiff looks like the archetypal cocksucker with those little deer-in-the-headlight eyes and all his stuff.
“And there’s something about this fairy, hopping around, bossing everybody around, trying to intimidate people like me and you, I want to tell Congressman Schiff and all the rest of them, “Hey listen a**hole, quit saying Roger and I” — and I’ve never used cussing in 22 years but the gloves are off – “listen you son of a b***h, what the f**k’s your problem?
“You want to sit here and say that I’m a goddamn, f**kng Russian. You get in my face with that I’ll beat your goddamn ass, you son of a b***h. You piece of s**t. You f**king goddamn f**ker. Listen f**khead, you have f**king crossed a line. Get that through your goddamn f**king head. Stop pushing your s**t.
“You’re the people that have f**ked this country over and gangraped the shit out of it and lost an election. So stop shooting your mouth off claiming I’m the enemy. You got that you goddamn son of a b***h? Fill your hand.”
“I’m sorry, but I’m done. You start calling me a foreign agent, those are f**king fighting words.”
Stone completely ignored the shocking homophobic rant, waiting for Jones to finish before saying: “I think Adam Schiff has acted irresponsibly and I think he needs to be confronted with his exact words.”
Last month Jones got very, very worried about liberal brain-eating lesbians.
In the segment, he claims that butch lesbians are predisposed to domestic violence and eating brains.
Jones said: “Most of the so-called liberal lesbians, they just want to have the guy with the duck’s ass haircut and the James Dean outfit. They want to be slapping girls around, and statistically it shows it.
“I’m not blaming all lesbians, but most of these butch lesbians, they want to be the guy smacking the hot chick around. They think that’s manly.
“A lot of the chicks, they like it. No man will do that to them, and I’m not saying it’s good if a man does that, but some women like it.
“If they can’t find a man to smack them around, well they found them a girl gonna do it real good—knock them upside their head and have ‘50 Shades of Grey’ about the sexy rich guy that’s going to chain you up.”
He added: “Of course, you’re gonna go get chained up one time. They’re gonna put that devil mask or that piggy mask on. They’re gonna say, ‘Now I’m gonna torture you for about six weeks, so start begging for your mommy and your daddy.’
“That’s the liberals. They want to get you in a dungeon.
“They want to strap you down and take a buzz saw and cut the top of your head off like a pumpkin and pull it off and get a little spoon and go, ‘I’m going to eat your brain now!’.”
Doing an impression of a brain-eating lesbian, he said: “I’m gonna eat your cerebral cortex last! I’ve got power! I love Satan! And I’m gonna suck you dry and I’m going to torture you to death.
“You’re going to follow my liberal orders!”
A few weeks ago he claimed lesbians had children in order to make them slaves.