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10+ jokes to make any lesbian or bi woman laugh out loud

Alexis Holt September 19, 2017
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Sometimes attitudes towards LGBT people can make you feel if you don’t laugh you’ll cry.

Les be honest (sorry), lesbians and bisexual women are sometimes the butt of the joke – but these prove that queer ladies will always have the last laugh.

Enjoy this selection – all courtesy of Tumblr – and don’t forget to share your own in the comments below!

1 Let’s start with one everyone knows…


2 And again…

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3 So relatable, right?

4 This is just true…

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5 We’ve all been there…

6 This board game though

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7 Restaurant dating politics for queer ladies 101

8 Maybeee trying a little too hard…

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9 Family ones are the best

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10 Walmart ftw

11 When you reach your humorous pinnacle

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12 Have you heard the one about the lesbian in Home Depot?

13 How can they not have known…

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14 Her heart definitely skipped a beat

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15 What do you call it when a lesbian gets c*ckblocked?

16 The secret to lesbian happiness!

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17 Brittney speaks the truth

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18 Lesbians can be players too!

19 Double standards!

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20 An oldie but a goodie

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21 These abbreviations bring new meaning…

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22 Same tbh

23 This one can also be used as a threat during arguments 😉

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24 Oh that old chestnut…

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25 Well, quite.

26 This one is crude.. but good

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27 The struggle is real

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28 HA!!

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29 Oh no!


30 Sometimes the simple ones are the best

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31 It’s deeply satisfying when Cards Against Humanity works exactly like this – funny cos it’s true

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Hope you enjoyed! Don’t forget to share your favourite jokes in the comments below.

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