This energetic 82-year-old bisexual gal is looking for love on Tinder

Nick Duffy February 14, 2017
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An 82-year-old woman has opened up about looking for lovers on Tinder.

Singer-songwriter D’yan Forest, who bills herself as New York City’s oldest bisexual cabaret star, opened up to the New York Post about her experiences of dating in the internet age.

This silver surfer isn’t messing around, taking to Tinder to try and find people for dates… or something more.

She explained: “A lot of my friends have given up sex, but not me because my rule is, it ain’t over ’til the fat lady’s dead.

“My friends who sit home with their old husbands or whatever, and watch television, they don’t want sex anymore. And I think it’s because they’re bored to death!”

“As I got older I was worried I would lose my sex drive, but I’m warmer than ever! I’m just as vibrant emotionally, intellectually, sexually as I was in my 20s and 30s… I’m not giving up hope.”

The experiences have even inspired a new song.

Forest sings: “I’m all about the bass, I mean the boys, on Tinder… I’m all about the boys and the girls on Tinder.

“Y’know on Tinder, you can check men, you can check women, you can check both. That’s what I call one-stop shopping!

“I’m all about the boys, about the boys about the boys on Tinder. I also like the girls who are young and limber, I like a schlong that’s hard or a snatch that’s ginger. I’m all about the boys and the girls!”

She’s not worried about the younger demographic of people using the app, either, adding that she wants to attract a younger lover.

She said: “The older men my age don’t really interest me. They don’t think a woman is equal.

“Younger fellows ask questions about you, and you ask questions about them, and you have a conversation. These guys I get attracted to.”

More: bi, bisexual, cabaret, dating, Gay, Internet, LGBT, New York, online, Tinder, US

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