A semen cooking class could come to London
London may get a cooking class where participants will learn how to cook with Semen.
The event will teach budding students how to cook starters, mains, puddings and drinks with ejaculation.
Organisers have said the gag-worthy class will go ahead if just thirty people to register interest.
The class asks participants to bring their own fluids, approximately five teaspoons of semen to create the recipes.
Participants can use their own, or their partners.
Sex educator Alix Fox said: “While the idea of bringing cum into the kitchen will doubtless appall many people, some individuals find the idea of consuming such an intimate substance an incredible turn-on.”
“I guess when you consider that humans regularly consume eggs, which are essentially the product of a chicken menstruating, eating a partner’s semen doesn’t seem quite so round the twist.”
Fox also joked in the statement: “You could also try freezing ejaculate to preserve it before you’re ready to whip up a light ‘Victoria Spooge Cake’ or a boozy round of ‘Schlong Island Iced Teas’, although this may affect the flavour and thawed consistency of the fluid.”
Organisers have confirmed the classes will go ahead although many have speculated the event is a publicity stunt.
Pastor James David Manning, of the ATLAH World Missionary Church in Harlem, claimed the chain was flavouring lattes with the semen of gay men after reading a satirical report.