21 VERY important things the internet really had to know about queer women
Lesbians – an enigma – since the beginning of time, human kind has been weighed down with a number of important questions about them.
Well here you are – a comprehensive guide to every, definitely very important question about lesbians.
They are so important that people decided to go online and ask
21. “Why do lesbians have periods?”
I ask myself this every day…
20. “Why do lesbians have amazing personalities/titties?”
This truly is one of life’s super unfair mysteries
19. “Why do lesbians have the prettiest teeth?”
By rejecting the patriarchy
18. “Why do lesbians in their 20s always seem to love life?”
YEAH LESBIANS, STOP LOVING LIFE SO MUCH
17. “Why do lesbians always take pictures of themselves leaning forward with their hands in their pockets?”
Presented without comment:
16. As you’d imagine, this one comes up A LOT…
15. This is like a modern day lesbian mating call…
14. Unfashionable 90s straight guys
WHY DO STRAIGHT MEN LOOK LIKE LESBIANS FROM THE 90s???
13. Now this one we truly can’t answer
Maybe we should change it…
12. Why do lesbians make such cute couples 🙁
11. “Why do lesbians have to wrestle so much?”
If we didn’t, how would we find out who is the alpha lesbian??
(*Bonus* – Lesbians fart too!! But don’t tell anyone)
9. “How do all lesbians know each other?”
8. “Why do lesbians get all weird and cut off their hair when they come out?”
It’s because of the GAY AGENDA
7. Lesbians online…
This is a conversation to be had with your internet service provider
6. *SIGH* Another one that comes up ALL THE TIME
YOU’RE ruining the start of my relationship, judgy
Now where did I put the number of that moving truck?
4. One word – COMFORT
3. CAN LESBIANS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
2. Why do pretty girls have to be lesbians?
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Why the UNHAPPY FACE?
1. “Why do lesbians look so angry?”
Maybe, just maybe… BECAUSE OF ALL THE SILLY QUESTIONS!!