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Firefighters release Star Wars parody to warn against ‘penis rings’ (VIDEO)

Joe Williams December 26, 2015
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The fire service has released a mock Star Wars introduction to highlight the dangers of handcuffs and penis rings.

The London Fire Brigade (LFB) aims to highlight the increased amount of “time-wasting” calls they are receiving due to people getting themselves “stuck or trapped in objects such as handcuffs and rings.”

Firefighters release Star Wars parody to warn against ‘penis rings’ (VIDEO)

Using a series of puns sourced from the classic franchise, the mock video is filmed in style of a classic
of a traditional Stars Wars opening sequence.

“Not too long ago, in a part of London not far, far away…” it opens.

“The force awakens in some Londoners which has resulted in people being stuck or trapped in objects like handcuffs or rings.

“The Firefighter Alliance is campaigning to reduce some of the time-wasting calls in a bid to drive down incidents across the galaxy,” it adds.

The video then recalls a rather painful call-out the firefighters recently received…

“One time firefighters came to the rescue of a man forced to undergo surgery to remove two metal rings that had been stuck on his penis for three days.

“Don’t use the force Luke, Anakin or Yoda.

“If it doesn’t fit, don’t force it… (And keep the keys handy).”

However, this is not the first parody based on the epic sci-fi saga.

On the same day that the world went wild for the latest instalment in the Star Wars film franchise, some people were going wild for something else.

Featuring the well-known characters Luke, Obi-Wan, Darth Vader, Han Solo and lots of stormtroopers, a porn parody of the film was released on the same day as Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

LGBT Star Wars fans also got very excited upon the release of the newest addition to the franchise following rumours of a gay love storyline.

Firefighters release Star Wars parody to warn against ‘penis rings’ (VIDEO)

A recent fan theory has suggested that the writers of the ‘The Force Awakens’ – officially the biggest film of all time – are setting up an LGBT romance between two of the film’s main characters.

Fans believe that it is only a matter of time before one of the film’s leading male protagonists declares his love for the other, after the cast were asked about any potential romance storylines in the upcoming movies.

Watch the newest parody below.

Related topics: fire service, lgb, LGBT, London, star wars, Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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