Obama’s homoerotic holiday snaps are way better than Vladimir Putin’s

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Vladimir Putin may be busy posting snaps of his ‘bromance’ with his Prime Minister – but Obama’s out to prove that ‘Merica can do it better.

In a bid to do…. something (honestly we have no idea what it helps) to his image, the Russian President posted a load of photos last week of himself working out alongside Russian PM Dmitry Medvedev.

The pair posed in a number of snaps which have grabbed people’s attention – because they don’t really leave much to the imagination.
Obama’s homoerotic holiday snaps are way better than Vladimir Putin’s

There’s the longing looks, and the lingering contact…

Obama’s homoerotic holiday snaps are way better than Vladimir Putin’s

… and after the workout the couple heterosexual companions enjoy a BBQ together and then a nice pot of tea.

Obama’s homoerotic holiday snaps are way better than Vladimir Putin’s

However, in the Cold War of homoeroticism, anything that Russia can do, America can do better.

Obama’s homoerotic holiday snaps are way better than Vladimir Putin’s

Putin, you went for a workout? That’s nice.

Obama’s gone for a nice secluded trek in Alaska…. with Bear freaking Grylls.

Obama’s homoerotic holiday snaps are way better than Vladimir Putin’s

Vladdy, consider yourself one-upped.

…Though some artists would prefer if the two Presidents would just cut out the middle men.

Obama’s homoerotic holiday snaps are way better than Vladimir Putin’s

The US President met up with the notorious hardman Bear Grylls while making good on a promise to appear on an episode of survival reality show Running Wild with Bear Grylls.

Of course, it’s not the biggest challenge Grylls has faced – with actress Michelle Rodriguez bringing Grylls “close to breaking point” with nothing but a mouse and her own urine.