America won’t tell anyone what was in Osama bin Laden’s porn collection

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The US will spare the blushes of dead al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden – by keeping the contents of his porn collection classified due to the ‘nature’ of the content.

Officials have this month released details of items found in the terrorist’s compound when it was raided in 2011, including a detailed breakdown of the books and documents.

Some of the documents cited homosexuality while encouraging the murder of Westerners, claiming: “They are the ones who vote in favour of human alien satanic practices such as homosexual marriages and infant butchery in the wombs of their selfish heartless prostitute mothers”.

On a ‘to do’ list for the propaganda taskforce was “prepare statistics of American’s filth” – including sodomy, homosexuality, AIDS and sexually transmitted diseases.

However, the Department of National Intelligence is keeping under wraps the specific titles that make up the “extensive” porn collection that was also found.

Brian Hale of the Department of National Intelligence told the Telegraph: “We have no plans to release that at this point in time. Due to the nature of the content the decision was made not to release it.”

As details of the porn have not been released, the world will probably never know if Osama Bin Laden watched any lesbian or gay porn while condemning the West’s “filthy” homosexuality.