This sex toy company has made blow-up versions of party leaders for the ‘general erection’
Sex-toy company Bondara.co.uk has created a new range of blow up dolls in the likenesses of political party leaders ahead of next month’s “general erection”.
According to Bondara, voters in the UK “won’t have to wait till May the 7th to ‘get behind’ your political favourite.”
The dolls, named “Conservative Cum-er-on”, “Gimme Head Ed”, “Liberal Nick”, “Nigel Phhwwaooorage” and “Naughty Natalie”.
The “Naughty Natalie” doll
Bondara does not appear to provide dolls in the likeness of other party leaders such as SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon (Surgin’ Sturgeon) and Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Wood (Leanne ‘Givesme’ Wood..?). We tried.
Bondara has also created an alternative broadcast featuring the dolls, which is available to watch below.
Nigel “Phhwwaooorage” – a good likeness?
A release for the dolls reads: “If voting for ‘Liberal Nick’ gets you in the mood and you can’t wait for the results of the kinky poll, you can treat yourself to a themed sex toy in the meantime. Maybe you fancy a ‘Well Hung Parliament’ toy or a ‘Party Whip’?”
Chris Simms, MD of Bondara.co.uk commented: “We love to take topics that everyone is talking about and give them a bit of a naughty twist, so what better way to do this than to poke a bit of fun at what some describe as the ‘political pantomime’.
“British politicians may not be the most natural sex symbols, but at the end of the day power is sexy, and who doesn’t want to poke holes in the policies of an inflatable Nigel Farage”
The David “Cum-er-on” doll
Watch the party political broadcast from Bondara below