Watch: Redneck News confirms sighting of ‘gay squirrels’ in Alabama

Molly Rose Pike February 13, 2015
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A parody news reporter is on the lookout for homosexuals falling from the sky in Alabama, after same-sex marriages began in the state.

Same-sex marriage become legal in Alabama earlier this week, but Republicans including chief justice Roy Moore continue to fight against it – expressing fears of the damage it could do to the state.

‘Redneck News’ reporter Jeremy Todd Addaway has racked up over 15,500 views on YouTube with a video mocking conservatives in the state.

Mr Addaway has taken it upon himself to find out what has gone wrong so far, reassuring Blount County residents that nothing has gone horribly wrong since Alabama legalised same-sex marriage.

Pointing to some leaves, he said: He said: “This pile of brush is still here, and there are no homosexuals layin’ on top of it, doin’ homosexual things.

Going further into his backyard, he said: “None in the shed either, but we need to check into this further.

“We’re back here by a pile of junk — and it’s still here — and there’s no homosexuals laying around doing homosexual things here either, so it looks like we’re pretty safe here in Blount County, and we’re not gonna be subjected to plagues of homosexuals fallin’ from the sky.

“That’s the report here from Blount County,” he concluded. “Everything is pretty much still the same… although I did see two squirrels earlier that were kind of suspect.”

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