A pair of filmmakers have released a gay-themed parody of Disney’s ‘Bears’ nature documentary.
The spoof is incredibly close to the original film trailer, released earlier this year.
The narrator says: “Meet Randy and his cubs, and follow them on the most important journey of their lives. From Disney nature comes a story all families share, about the love, and the joy.”
The parody was written and produced by John St. Denis and Zeke Smith – who specify that “no bears were harmed in the making of this video.”
The research, carried out in a zoo in Croatia, recorded the “first observations of long‐term, recurrent fellatio in captive brown bears kept in proper conditions”.
It reads: “In the case reported here, the provider may have found a substitute for teat‐sucking that also resulted in a let‐down of substitute ‘milk’.
“All cases appeared to be initiated by the provider, who approached the receiver while he was resting on his side or with part of his abdomen exposed.
“If the receiver’s genitals were not exposed, the provider would push his head into the pelvic region or use his paws to separate the hind legs.
“After accessing and initial licking of the penis, the provider would find a more comfortable posture, such as sitting or lying… once actual sucking started, neither bear changed position.”