12 facts about bisexual people, according to the internet
Shockingly, a lot of people still don’t understand what bisexuality is.
Luckily, to celebrate Bisexual Visibility Week, some bi people took to Twitter to break down some very basic facts.
Two bisexuals in a relationship with each other is known as a tandem bisexual #bisexualfacts
— ilovefireworks (@bezukhova) September 22, 2014
bisexuals voted both Yes and No in #indyref #bisexualfacts — Aidan Skinner (@aidanskinner) September 22, 2014
If you’ve never met a bisexual person, you can summon one by playing a David Bowie album backwards. #bisexualfacts — April. (@AprilTara) September 22, 2014
They only need to sleep for four straight hours a night. And then four gay. #bisexualfacts — Easily Tempted (@EasilyTempted) September 23, 2014
There are 9 million bisexuals in Beijing. Katie Melua was told this once, but wasn’t paying attention. #Bisexualfacts
— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) September 23, 2014
#bisexualfacts a bisexual can hear a wider range than a human. They attract each other with high-pitched calls — Melissa ασσιλέΜ (@0xabad1dea) September 23, 2014
All bisexuals are banned from jury service in the UK. We just can’t make up our minds. #bisexualvisibilityweek #bisexualfacts
— EK (@whatkatie_did) September 22, 2014
Bisexualism was invented and copyrighted in 1963 by Terry Nation. His estate still earns a fee every time someone uses it. #bisexualfacts — Jack Half-a-Face (@_Jack_Graham_) September 22, 2014
Bisexuals actually have 16 rows of teeth. #bisexualfacts — catboy fox mulder (@hunktears) September 22, 2014
Most bisexuals choose to consume the flesh of their partner after mating, to enhance their powerful and mysterious libido. #bisexualfacts — Clare Scariko (@ClareEriko) September 22, 2014
When leaves change color in the autumn, it’s because bisexuals need the chlorophyll to fuel their yearly day of visibility. #BisexualFacts — Jess Banks (@ProfBanks) September 23, 2014
Bisexuals must be given access to trees, so they can climb up and swing both ways #bisexualfacts — Steve Zara (@sjzara) September 23, 2014
It’s all very simple.
