Being bisexual can be exhausting – dealing with bi erasure, flak from straight and gay people alike, and all sorts of other issues – like stupid questions.

So here are a few questions you could ask a bisexual person if you wanted, but we’d strongly advise against it.

Why? Because bisexual people are people. They don’t want to have their lives deconstructed, prodded, poked and put under a microscope.

But if that doesn’t put you off… then here are some questions to ask bisexual people. (Don’t).

11.”Let’s be honest, bisexuality isn’t real is it?”


Nooo I’m a figment of you imagination *woooo ghost noise*

10.”But eventually you’ll choose to either be gay or straight?”

Girl nope

Nope. Nope. Nope.

9. “Really are you just being greedy… there will be nobody left!”


Yes. Greed. That’s what it is. I WILL HAVE EVERYONE.

8. “You must have a lot of group sex…”

Erm… not necessarily… Do you?

7. “Are you just confused?”

I’m confused about all of these questions!

6. “Okay so you’re just experimenting then?”

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