Watch: Star Wars star plays ‘Doctor Rockhard’ in gay porn spoof
Star Wars actor Adam Driver is tackling his hardest role yet… literally.
The actor, who appears as the villainous Kylo Ren in the latest Star Wars film, hosted Saturday Night Live last night – and delivered one of the gayest skits ever.
The scene serves as a parody of ’90s gay porn, complete with low-quality acting, terrible quality, horrible background music, and an awkward cliché ‘doctor and patient’ scenario.
Driver plays flirty physician “Doctor Rockhard”, who is trying to ‘treat’ his patient, a young jock with an injury on “way up the top part of my thigh, about a centimetre below my ballsack”.
The jock explains: “I need help with my body! Ow! Ow! I hurt my big thigh during the big game, right when I was about to score!”
Doctor Rockhard – who says he graduated “best top” in his class – responds: “Maybe I can help you score right now.”
However, the pair’s attempts to get it on are interrupted by a girl, who insists on being seen next.
She explains: “I had a 2pm appointment and I still have not been seen. All these big muscular guys keep cutting in front of me, but my mum says I need to see a doctor right way. I’ve been throwing up all day and my stomach is really sore.”
The pair attempt to get rid of the girl, and Doctor Rockhard delivers a number of quality porn lines (“You need 50ccs of boner, stat!”)… but they keep getting interrupted.
The skit also makes a dark reference to HIV.
At one point, Doctor Rockhard is asked if he’s ‘positive’ about something, to which he replies: “Yeah, but don’t tell them, they’ll make them leave” – referencing rules in the porn industry.
A previous sketch on Saturday Night Live (SNL) took aim at attempts to ‘ban’ transgender people from using the bathroom.
