The right-wing militia who seized control of a nature reserve in Oregon have asked people to stop sending them sex toys.
Earlier this month, an armed group seized control of the Malheur national wildlife refuge in Oregon – in what they say is a protest against the “tyrannical” government.
The group had appealed to everyday patriotic ‘Mericans to send them supplies for the glorious revolution… but seem upset to have received a bunch of dildos instead.
Spokesperson Jon Ritzheimer released a video in which he ranted about the dildo deliveries, adding: “It’s sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world. “
You know, good in the world like helping a group of armed thugs take over a nature reserve.
He continued: “Along with that mail we got an abundance of hate mail. It was mind-blowing to me that people would actually spend their money – this box right here, 17 dollars and 90 cents.
“Holding up a flesh-coloured dildo, he said: “They spend their money on all this hateful stuff to send out to us and buy this ridiculous stuff.”
Picking out another gift, he said: “This one was really funny… a bag of dicks.”
“They just spend all their money on hate, hate, hate, hate. We’re not going to be deterred. We’re not going to let all your junk and hate mail sidetrack us.”
The group has a plan, though: They might start selling their spare dildos on eBay.
According to Gawker, spokesperson Mo Peltier added: “People spending money to send items representing their hate.
“That could have been spent on good things. Or those in need. Or something.
“Billy Gober posted a genius idea, sell it back on ebay.
“So, keep sending stupid s**t, it’s gonna turn a dime for them. Lol Economics!”
Watch the clip below:
It’s sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world. I’m done living in fear of an oppressing force. I’m going to uphold my oath to the Constitution and sleep great at night knowing that I did everything in my power to ensure what our founding fathers did for us will not be lost. To my family, I love you very much and I am sorry I can’t be there with you. Please look at this as a deployment, only this time I’m actually serving my country rather than being sent over seas to line the pockets of corrupt politicians. It is our sacrifice as a family that will make this country great again, not some election. And we are not alone. I am among some of the most honorable, and selfless people I have ever met. People who are dedicated to making the same sacrifice for this country. Read the constitution people. Get educated and don’t let your rights be taken. If your a Patriot and you feel the calling in your heart then all I can say is follow your heart. Don’t let the fear consume you. We all have lives but if we don’t make the sacrifice what kind of country are we leaving for our children. The status quo can’t go on any longer. We either take a stand against tyranny or we fail. Come be a part of history. And I am so proud that our country has become civilized enough that we can bring about change and right this wrong without any bloodshed. America is blessed.
Posted by Jon Ritzheimer on Monday, January 11, 2016