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Man files challenge in Utah court to be allowed to marry his ‘porn-filled’ laptop

  • Halou

    There is more to marriage than simply having sex.

    • Rumbelow

      How old is the laptop he wants to marry? it is probably underage.

  • Veronica Gonzales

    this guy has multiple lawsuits out for different causes. im pretty sure this is a form of protest supporting anti-gay beliefs.

    • crimethink

      Just using the lunacy against the lunatics. LOL

      • Yesh U R

        Troll

  • Christopher in Canada

    Can the computer independently agree to the union? Can the union be consummated without the litigant having to touch himself? One wonders why such idiocy is even entertained in the land of the free and the home of the brave…

    • crimethink

      Can “gay marriages” bring forth offspring? If that idiocy is allowed, then why not this?

      • Yesh U R

        Troll.

        • crimethink

          Please, just stop the hate & prejudice.

          • Rumbelow

            Yesh U R calls you a troll because he loves you and wants you to know and accept yourself better for what you are crimethink.

          • Yesh U R

            http://www.splcenter.org/get%20informed/publications/Dangerous%20Liaisons/Dangerous%20Liaisons%3A%20Outlawing%20Homosexuality%20in%20Belize

            When it comes to hate and prejudice nothing beats xtian money grubbing politician’s and lawyer’s they have the top slot hands down. I am tired of the trolls that turn up on this site hoping to play the “look how clever and devout I am” card while trying to run rings around the dumb queers who are dancing their way to an eternity in hell-fire. We have read it all before in every possible variation, the characters who come here with that shtick will never accept the plain truth which is, of all hate self hate is the most likely to be the most destructive and few things are more hateful than a gay person hating other gays. So “crimethink” or “keith” or whoever, we may not know who you are, but we assuredly do know what you are.

          • Derek Northcote

            Indeed. Please do.

      • Cocteaut

        Can a menopausal bride? Now F off.

        • crimethink

          Prejudice. Menopause is a Reich-wing myth! You just want to deny people the right to love and marry who or what they so choose.

          • Steven Gregory

            Wow, you are a troll in the most classic sense.

          • crimethink

            Just because you hate people for different beliefs about love doesn’t make them trolls.

          • Yesh U R

            But ya are Blanche, but ya arhh are in that chair. Troll is as troll does. I have flagged all the posts from the troll.

          • Derek Northcote

            “Menopause is a Reich-wing myth!”

            ROFL.

            Where did you get your medical degree to come up with that little nugget of ignorance.

      • Steven Gregory

        Why should heterosexual couples who cannot or wish not to have “offspring” be allowed to marry? How about elderly people, if they’re beyond their child-bearing years should they be disallowed marriage?

      • Rumbelow

        You are a hypocrite; you demand rights for yourself, but deny rights to others

      • Rumbelow

        Marriages themselves don’t bring forth offspring, only sexual intercourse, IVF, sperm and egg donation, surrogacy or cloning can achieve that.

      • Liam

        Why are infertile couples allowed to marry? Why are elderly women allowed to marry? Why don’t you have to sign a contract to say you will have children when you marry? Use your brain.

  • Yesh U R

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Chris-Sevier-Esq/145928825421782?fref=photo

    He appears to be about as Gay as a field of daisies on a hot blue sky day in August, and another crazy self loathing closet case?

    http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/the-615/6062939/john-rich-stalker-told-to-stop-playing-games-or-face-jail

    Yep, looks quite crazy to me at least.

    • UiscePreston

      Apparently he suffers from such severe PTSD, that he had his law license pulled.

  • Cal

    Facetious little wart.

    • crimethink

      Bigot

      • Yesh U R

        Troll moron ignore.

        • crimethink

          Why are you a bigoted hater?

        • Steven Gregory

          Dear Yesh U R: Hover your cursor in the upper RH corner of a comment and you can FLAG it.

  • crimethink

    Who are you to judge what others may love and wish to marry?

    This is a mutually-beneficial, loving relationship.

    • Yesh U R

      Troll ignore.

      • crimethink

        Hateful bigot.

      • Steven Gregory

        Troll FLAG!

    • RobVan

      You clearly have no understanding of the concept “mutually-beneficial” and “loving”. Given that YOU are incapable of understanding these concepts, there is a case to deny you marriage.

      • crimethink

        The computer benefits by being used for its intended purposes, and is provided electricity at no cost to itself so it can fulfill its reason for existing. The computer provides him great pleasure – love – which no human can.

  • Gareth

    Laptops can’t give consent though…

    “Can you please indicate to the court where the bad man touched you…”

    “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”

    “Prosecution rests”

    • Joeoz

      Actually a another response from the laptop could be…

      “Now is the time for all good men to come to the aide of the party”

      Not sure if that’s still used for typing practice…

  • http://www.bloketoys.co.uk/ BlokeToys.co.uk

    The guy is clearly a tea party nutter trying to waste the time and money of the (tax-payer funded) legal system in an attempt to discredit the equal right of same sex couples to marry.

    Someone should tell him that he’s wasting his time, same-sex marriage is passing all across the US. Someone should also tell him that the same bullsh*t was used by racists trying to prevent black people from equal rights, and women from voting – “What next? People marrying Goats?!?!?!?!”

    He’s no different from the religious nutters in American history only remembered for desperately trying to prevent others from equality. It’s sad really, to be remembered as wasting your life in such a way. What a pathetic little man.

    • Steven Gregory

      Cases can be deemed frivolous, and if a plaintiff persists they can be cited for nuisance. However, we’re talking UTAH, where there’s a sign over the all-you-can-eat buffet that reads: “Brides under 16 eat free on Thursdays.”

      • crimethink

        Why do you hate people who believe in plural marriage and youthful marriage? You are a hypocrite; you demand rights for yourself, but deny rights to others.

        • Rumbelow

          Does he want to marry several laptops then?

          • Steven Gregory

            I suspect patriarchal religious programming

      • Joeoz

        Damn… I wished I lived in Utah, two of my wives could eat for free!

        • Steven Gregory

          SNAP!

  • Joeoz

    Some idiots just don’t get it… do they?
    Equal marriage is about marrying a human, a consenting adult…
    For example the marriage partner must be able to communicate
    their willingness to get married and consent to be married…

    This sounds as if it could be a stunt by the religious nutters who
    aren’t in favour of equal marriage…

    • crimethink

      Why not equal marriage for adults & children, too? That’s your next step, right? To repeal age of consent statutes?

      • Joeoz

        Obviously reading isn’t one of your stronger points…

        I did write, “consenting adult”. No where did I mention

        children or lowering the age of consent… did I?

        Perhaps you were thinking about one of those, middle eastern religions: where a man can marry a six year old girl…

        Stop trying to put your twisted and warped views onto equal marriage.

        We’re talking about, “CONSENTING ADULTS”…

        Now, repeat after me…

        “Equal marriage is between, two consenting adults”.

        once again…

        “Equal marriage is between, two consenting adults”.

        Keep repeating that to yourself… in might sink in?

        • crimethink

          Why do you hate children?

          Why shouldn’t children have the right to “love” those who they choose to “love”?

          • Joeoz

            You are not contributing to this conversation…
            You are just a vexing troll…

          • crimethink

            Who are you to say children shouldn’t be able to “love” older males?

          • Joeoz

            Children do love older males… their fathers and grandfathers!

          • crimethink

            We’ve been told by “gay rights activists” that little boys want to “love” older men in “mutually-beneficial” sexual relationships.

  • Steven Gregory

    I think we need to hear from the laptop: is it being forced into this by someone who is controlling and demanding, or is this by mutual agreement? If he wants to make a mockery of same sex couples seeking equal rights, then by all means, let him become a mockery. I hope it comes out in court that the laptop has been handled and penetrated by several members of the Geek Squad and isn’t going to give it up.

    • crimethink

      You hate others for wanting free love, too? So what if he and the laptop want an open marriage?

      • Rumbelow

        You are confusing free love with marriage, you don’t know what you are talking about do you.

  • Steven Gregory

    CRIMETHINK is a troll in the most classic sense of the word. FLAG their posts. This isn’t about freedom of speech, it’s about preserving conversation.

    • crimethink

      You don’t want to hear alternative opinions. You HATE other people and their different choices.

      • Steven Gregory

        Blah blah blah FLAG

        • crimethink

          Your hatred is very sad.

          • Rumbelow

            Is there a happy form of hatred?

          • Yesh U R

            LOL your trolling is very poor is this the best you have?

      • Rumbelow

        We try to educate you to know and accept yourself for the troll you really are because we love you so much.

        • Yesh U R

          I love crimewink so much I want to send it to a xtian brainwashing camp for a vacation. Hang on, no sorry it has been there done that and has the free copy of the bible jammed up its arse.

  • crimethink

    Who are you to judge what others may love and wish to marry?

    This is a mutually-beneficial, loving relationship.

    Only bigots oppose love.

  • Steven Gregory

    Do not respond to “crimethink” and FLAG

    • crimethink

      Flag? For what? For loving a different way from you?

    • Joeoz

      Ah… that’s what flagging a comment does…
      Hides it and sends it to the moderator…

  • Sean Egan

    Think of what he must have gone through in life to desire alienation in such a fashion. This is exactly the reason the US needs to focus more on mental health.

  • Rumbelow

    Who is to say a person cannot “love” their dog more than a person can “love” another person of the opposite sex?
    If a straight person can marry a person of the opposite sex then others should have the right to marry their dog, pillow, blow-up doll, computer and any other object they can have sex with and want to marry… it’s obvious common sense.

    • Derek Northcote

      When those objects can provide consent then I do not see the problem.

  • Stuart

    If fantasy plays THAT much of a part in his life then having his own Let’s Pretend ceremony should surely suffice.

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