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10 imminent catastrophes to prepare for once gays are allowed to marry

  • pooksyuk

    Ahh yes “mad dog” Gasper. She had to join the English Democrats after UKIP dumped her. Even now she is publishing utter tripe on her blog.

  • pooksyuk

    Also ask your MP why scum like Tebbit are allowed to take expenses when they have no obligation to answer the electorates questions.

    • Raybeard

      When I first heard this remark from Tebbit I thought it was very courageous of him to publicly disclose that he has a sexual attraction towards his own brother. Attaboy, Norman! You might as well come ALL the way out now!

  • Jordy

    I do worry, we have been together for 56 years, I do worry. What a bunch of f—— clowns.

    • MarkB

      56 years! Wow A really heartfelt congratulations.

    • Dewey

      wow! so long!!!! congrats and big hugs!! I hope my partner and I can say the same one day!

  • ian

    Actually it’s all a 1/Common Purpose plot. 2/ A marxist plot. 3/ A new world order plot.4/ A gay fascist plot.

    Just take your pick

    • Chris.

      It’s a….. wait for it…. wait for it… Common purpose new world Gay fascist plot.. Get it right mate. Lol

      • white squirrel

        no marxist element involved then?
        maybe they are secretive

  • Musa Khan Afridi

    Aids

    • █ █ █ €ώąɲ█ █ █

      *AIDS

      If you are going to trolls at least do it properly

    • http://stories4hotbloodedlesbians.com paulakey

      Musa – lock up your wife in hideous clothing and then go out and F7ck your boyfriend as so many of you guys do. For example, why are you not reading the Koran…what are you doing on a gay website?

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      Relevance?

  • Stephen MOLE

    Frankly, I’m beginning to think that’s it the gay media who blow these things up and keep them alive. Why even bother to report this piffle? What benefit is there for anyone, anyone at all, in following this twaddle? I can’t be the only gay fed up with all this. I’m so so very tired of it all, I really am, I’m thinking of divorcing my husband (got there first and EQUAL marriage in France, completely the same as straight) and coming out as heterosexual.

    • wadeisin1971

      After you come out as a heterosexual you will have to train yourself not to cringe at lady parts. LOL

      • Stephen MOLE

        Ohh lawks, hadn’t thought of that one

    • portcorthoga

      Straight people are always homophobes! Never turn to straight! They will do nothing but hate and bully other people, especially the ones that are kind and already trying to hide their sexuality because they’re going to be killed – with extremely wrong reasons. So don’t turn straight, don’t turn homophobe!

    • Neil UK

      What benefit? A good laugh is always a benefit!
      That Tebbit gag is still funny! ……….WHAT? he was SERIOUS?

      • Stephen MOLE

        Why is it that every time I see Tebbit’s face the word ‘undead’ come to mind?

  • Dermot Mac Flannchaidh

    Satire is fun.

  • rob

    Re Norman T. Funnily enough I do agree that people will seek to use all types on marriage for monetary gain. Capitalism encourages the pursuit of profit outside of a set of moral precepts. Hence the credit crunch. I dont see why same sex marriage carries a greater risk unless sexual orientation causes moral breakdown in financial affairs. Is capitalism a gay plague;)

  • DavidAZ

    And here all this time I thought the release of the movie “Noah” was just a coincidence. God moves in a mysterious way, His wonders to perform!

  • white squirrel

    still waiting –
    is there a set hour for these events to arrive?

  • Mike

    Well they do say the mild wet winter will produce a plague of Frogs and we had a hailstorm yesterday………(!)

  • Gary D. Sargent

    By the time I finished reading this article, I was practically on the floor, howling with laughter. You seem to have just as many politicians who are “out in left field” as we, in the U.S., do. I know I’m probably showing my age, but all this buffoonery is like a rather macabre version of the classic The Monty Python Circus.

  • Craig Y

    11. Upright bottom-spanking believer godbots will be chased down darkened alleyways by hordes of giant Lesbian ASBO benefit claimant asylum seeker pro-choice solo mother devils wielding sharpened pitchforks…

  • nzuker

    Interesting to see that Jesus will feel obligated to marry a man merely because English law gives him that choice. Or are these fundamentalists saying Jesus didn’t marry when on earth because the option wasn’t available to him?

    • http://stories4hotbloodedlesbians.com paulakey

      Dig up John the Disciple whom Jesus LOVED….he might have an explanation. http://stories4hotbloodedlesbians.com or ask the 12 men that Jesus constantly hung around with.

  • Dan Lewis

    I’m sorry, but this article DEEPLY offended me. I don’t understand how a news organisation like Pink News could do something as disgusting and hurtful as this.

    I Mean, An UNCENSORED picture of Rush Limbaugh without so much as an apology or a Warning is just uncalled for. What if children are reading this article? Its been proven by someone apparently that anyone over the IQ of your average house plant that looks at an unprotected image of what one can only assume is the bastard love child of a Semi decomposed pig and a Klan linching can lead to sickness and at the very worse the uncontrollable urge to jettison yourself out of the nearest high point.

    I’m just thankful you didn’t play a recording of his voice, because that could of ended REALLY badly.

  • Peter

    Ahhh Satire

  • █ █ █ €ώąɲ█ █ █

    This is harsh on devil children.

    As a proud pregnant bottom I love my unborn dark lord no matter what demonic entity he may be

  • Willem

    Oh how religion poisons the mind.who needs this hokus/pokus?

  • Neil Rhodes

    Jesus looks HOT in that picture. Must remember to be nearby when He rises from the dead *drool*

  • Only me

    Jesus loves us all end of :)

  • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

    Funny how “God” kills off the homophobic people too, right alongside the gays.

  • Skip Patterson

    Goes to show their are Fred Phelps types all over the world.

  • Mitch Burns

    LOL

  • Irv Spielberg

    America’s (Gay) Stamp of Approval !

    Even Uncle Sam is
    behind universal GAYety with a new postage stamp glorifying Harvey Milk,
    a Jewish homosexual predator “attracted to boys aged 15-19,” according
    to WikiAnswers! (Also see Wikipedia.)
    This global gaydom is
    even foretold in the Bible – predicted by Jesus (see “days of Lot” in
    Luke 17 and compare with Genesis 19).
    And the Hebrew prophet
    Zechariah (14th chapter) says that during the same gay “days” ALL
    nations will come against Israel and fulfill the “days of Noah” at the
    same time (see Luke 17 again) – a short time of anti-Jewish genocide
    found in Zechariah 13:8 when two-thirds of all Jews will die.
    In other words, when “gay days” have become universal, all hell will break loose!

    Shockingly, the same “days” will lead to and trigger the “end of days” –
    and when they begin, human government will quickly wind down in just a
    few short years. For the first time in history there won’t be enough
    time for anyone to expect to live long enough to be able to attend
    college, have kids and grand-kids, save for and enjoy retirement, etc.
    One final thought. The more we see gays “coming out,” the sooner Jesus will be “coming down”!

    For more, Google or Yahoo “God to Same-Sexers: Hurry Up,” “Jesus Never
    Mentioned Homosexuality. When gays have birthdays…,” “FOR GAYS ONLY:
    Jesus Predicted…” and “USA – from Puritans to Impure-itans!”

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