It’s the footballer I feel sorry for here…. Never could stand Brian Coleman!
‘King of Bling’ my arse… oh second thoughts!!
We’re not interested in his sex life. Bragging about who he slept with is kind of sad. Describing himself as ‘The King of Bling’ is also rather sad. It would be better if he was ignored and Pink News didn’t publish this story.
I hereby wish all the world to know that I too have a slept with a gorgeous muscle-bound hunk of a footballer!
And then he woke up and realised it was all a dream.
Once you come out you will be forever associated with people like that
What was his name? Desperate Dan.
In your dreams Brian. Trade is all you’ve had or will have.
There were probably two things that brought this situation about…
Either he paid the footballer…
or the footballer was extremely intoxicated?
yea right, and anyway how many pints one has to drink to find Brian even remotely attractive
Enough to be dead drunk – with the emphasis on ‘dead’.
Well Brian he “said” he was a footballer , but when you’re getting banged in a dark alley with your face against the wall it’s hard to tell innit?. Now wasnt’ there a Tory cabinet minister who used to shag his mistress dressed in a football kit ?? …..Oh Brian …..Nooooooh!! How could you !
Well that’s the back four and the midfield players all heaving a sigh of relief!
Too Much Information!
That’s why footballers wont come out…big gobs making problems….cant imagine the footballer wanting to sleep with him…