Michigan: Man apologises to police for ‘sucking on a dildo’ whilst driving

× Close window

Reader Comments

  1. Nikki H  18 Feb 2013, 2:45pm  Report
    Thumb up 6Thumb down

    Not really sure how this qualifies as worthy of a citation unless he was driving recklessly. Weird…yeah but illegal…I doubt it.

    Post a reply →
  2. “Disorderly Contact”. Ha ha, an interesting crime. (Incidentally, Disorderly Conduct involves being drunk and disruptive, so not that).

    Post a reply →
    1. Actually, under Michigan Consolidated Laws, ยง 750.167, one of the definitions is “A person who is engaged in indecent or obscene conduct in a public place.” For that definition, being drunk is not an element of the offense.

      Post a reply →
  3. That There Other David  18 Feb 2013, 3:04pm  Report
    Thumb up 8Thumb down

    I’ve heard of better methods for giving up smoking, but hey…whatever works eh?

    Post a reply →
  4. The every driver in the United States sucking on donuts, KFC drumsticks or MacD burgers shoud be up on the same charges.

    Too funny.

    Post a reply →
  5. I can’t stop laughing hehehe

    Post a reply →
  6. Steve_R  18 Feb 2013, 6:38pm  Report
    Thumb up 1Thumb down

    “In my defense your honor I just considered it an age appropriate soother, Sorry!”

    Post a reply →
  7. Aaaaahahahahahahaha

    *splutter*

    *cough*

    Hahahahahaha.

    Post a reply →
  8. The Halcyon  19 Feb 2013, 11:11am  Report
    Thumb up 0Thumb down

    Fewer calories than a lollipop.

    Post a reply →
  9. Joseph oz  22 Feb 2013, 8:34am  Report
    Thumb up 0Thumb down

    If more Americans did that, then perhaps they wouldn’t be the heaviest nation on earth… sucking on a dildo, won’t make you fat!

    Post a reply →

Add your comment

These comments are un-moderated and do not necessarily represent the views of PinkNews.co.uk. If you believe that a comment is inappropriate or libellous please click "Report" or email us. Terms and Conditions · Privacy Policy