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Michigan: Man apologises to police for ‘sucking on a dildo’ whilst driving

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  1. Not really sure how this qualifies as worthy of a citation unless he was driving recklessly. Weird…yeah but illegal…I doubt it.

  2. “Disorderly Contact”. Ha ha, an interesting crime. (Incidentally, Disorderly Conduct involves being drunk and disruptive, so not that).

    1. Doctor Whom 18 Feb 2013, 4:55pm

      Actually, under Michigan Consolidated Laws, § 750.167, one of the definitions is “A person who is engaged in indecent or obscene conduct in a public place.” For that definition, being drunk is not an element of the offense.

  3. That There Other David 18 Feb 2013, 3:04pm

    I’ve heard of better methods for giving up smoking, but hey…whatever works eh?

  4. The every driver in the United States sucking on donuts, KFC drumsticks or MacD burgers shoud be up on the same charges.

    Too funny.

  5. I can’t stop laughing hehehe

  6. “In my defense your honor I just considered it an age appropriate soother, Sorry!”

  7. Aaaaahahahahahahaha

    *splutter*

    *cough*

    Hahahahahaha.

  8. The Halcyon 19 Feb 2013, 11:11am

    Fewer calories than a lollipop.

  9. If more Americans did that, then perhaps they wouldn’t be the heaviest nation on earth… sucking on a dildo, won’t make you fat!

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