9 – Trans teenager gets restraining order for impersonating Katie Price and withdrawing thousands of pounds of her money.

Kerry marshall, 18, a transgender teenager who impersonated Katie Price on two separate occasions at a local branch of HSBC and stole £2,500 of her money was been given a restraining order against the former glamour model.

Ms Price’s new boyfriend was dubbed a “gay icon” by the Sun this week, as he appeared on gay porn websites.

She also purchased a Mazda MX5 sports car and jewellery under the celebrity’s name.

8 – Russian activists sue Madonna for $10 million for “causing moral suffering”

A group of nine “desperate” homophobic Russian activists tried to sue Madonna for $10 million after they claimed she insulted their feelings when she spoke out in favour of gay equality during last week’s concert in St Petersburg.

Thankfully, the Material Girl was later acquitted of all charges brought against her, but had a tough 2012, as Sir Elton John, continuing a long-running feud with her, called her a “fucking fairground stripper”, and said her career was over.

7 – Australia launches a range of “gay teas”

The range of gay teas was launched in Australia to benefit LGBT health charities for the coming month and coincide with Australian Mardis Gras celebrations.

The DiversiTEA range featured eight blends: B!tch Please, Disco Ball, D.R.A.M.A Queen, F@g H@g, French Tickler, Pearl Necklace, Pinkies Up and Pride.

B!tch Please includes chilli for a fiery drinking experience, D.R.A.M.A. Queen is blended with lime, lemon peel, and daisies in order to relax the het-up drinker.