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‘Too horny’ anti-gay US Christian fundamentalist convicted of masturbating by a children’s playground

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  1. Why does this not surprise me?

    1. Catholics.
      That’s why.

      1. Surely someone who is a fundamentalist and referred to as ‘Rev’ is unlikely to be Catholic?

        1. True, but the catholics have lowered our expectations regarding the behaviour of christian shamans in general. If it wasn’t for hearing about their prolonged paedophile abuse racket over the last 30 years we might be considerably less jaded with regard to things like this in all shades of christian cult.

          1. Oh I think the manifold hypocrisies of many of the ministers of the various evangelical sects in the USA have managed their own discredit quite efficiently without assistance from Rome.

  2. Yet another example of “Christian” hypocrisy. “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” This sexual deviant would do well to remember his Scripture.

  3. Keith Sitges 23 Aug 2012, 6:51pm

    Yet another religionist paedophile…..

    1. The police say they found no evidence he was a paedophile, and I bet they looked very hard to find some. Hell, a priest wanking off near a children’s playground is going to make even the most dim-witted of police officer suspicious. It’s quite possible to be a sick pervert but not be a paedophile.

  4. Spanner1960 23 Aug 2012, 6:52pm

    Once a wanker, always a wanker.

    1. Hahaha. Well said!

  5. Wanker, best describes him !!!

  6. Are we shock and surprised, NO.

    Im sure the congregation will forgive this pervert

    lee

  7. And what would Jesus have said about all that, “Reverend” Storms?

    I think there was a lot to be said for Outrage’s outing of homophobic closet cases. Such people take their own self-hatred and guilt out on other LGBT people, and do a lot of harm.

    If people stay in the closet and keep stumm, well, not a good thing, but fair enough.

    But if they stay in the closet, do stuff they condemn other people for, and try to make the lives of self-respecting and “out” LGBT people more difficult, then these closet cases should be named and shamed.

    1. PS No evidence this particular guy is gay, of course, but he is obviously willing to condemn LGBT people while himself indulging in dubious sexual activity.

  8. Hahaha.

  9. I wonder how many thousands of times he will have intoned the words “Lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil”

  10. I do not see what he did wrong? Is being anti-gay wrong? I ‘d rather say that being gay is wrong

    1. You cannot see what is wrong with masterbating in a park near young children, three times in one week?

      With mortals like that I can only guess what you get up to!!!

      And no there is nothing wrong with being gay, being a perverted bigot like him and it would appear you, is wrong.

    2. Robert in S. Kensington 23 Aug 2012, 8:04pm

      If that’s the case, then being straight is wrong given the vast number of serial adulterers, serial divorces, seeking the services of prostitutes while married and having sex with underage girls,women having babies out of wedlock, not to mention their fair share of paedophile crimes. Most of the flasher crimes (men exposing themselves) are straight too. Are you for real? You don’t quite grasp the concept of hypocrisy do you?

    3. Ooh, yes, of course, Alex – being gay is totally wrong whereas masturbating close to young children in a public place is absolutely normal and highly admirable.

      Proof that bigotry blinds one to reason…

  11. “for him to be evaluated for psychological problems.”

    I can think of a few other religious nuts who need this.

    “He noted that in the pastor’s own confession he admitted that it was the third time he had masturbated in Lafreniere Park in a week.”

    People like this have the nerve to call us perverted. There are no words to how two faced these people are.

  12. Creepy and hypocritical. A typical example of ‘Christians’ pointing their finger at other people to distract from their own problems. And he’s a Reverend?! What does his congregation think?

  13. So Grant Storms filmed sexual acts carried out at ‘Southern Decadence’ with the aim of coercing lawmakers into disallowing future events.
    Then surely, if someone can film Grant Storms performing a sexual act, can they then put equal pressure on lawmakers to stop Grant Storms from taking place.

    1. Or did he film with the aim of keeping a copy at his own home “for reference”

  14. Paul from Brighton 23 Aug 2012, 9:13pm

    Another sad loser, bible in one hand, dick in the other…

  15. It’s really not about religion, it’s just about a bloke who’s a bigot, a pervert, a hypocrite and a paedophile…

  16. Clearly a homosexual, demonstrating homosexual behaviour.

    1. I suggest you present your (no doubt authoritative) conclusion to the Rev Grant Storms in person. Preferably in prison.

    2. Yes, Mike. Why don’t you bring that up at your next MENSA meeting.

    3. And, most homosexuals would not do anything like this! You freaking numpty!

      1. They’d be in the public toilets looking for someone to give them a hand… jk

  17. Dirty old bugger.

  18. That There Other David 23 Aug 2012, 11:43pm

    What was it Hitchens said?

    “..you can get away with the most extraordinary offenses to morality and to truth in this country if you’ll just get yourself called Reverend.”

    1. There’s a related back-story to this. Ironically, one of the safest professions for gay men historically was being a clergyman because the authorities were usually too frightened of the loss of public deference to the church which would be caused by prosecuting them. Not that I’m suggesting that being gay is ‘an offence to morality or truth’, of course!

  19. billywingartenson 24 Aug 2012, 12:51am

    I’m a wanker too. but by my female wife, in our home privately.

    As usual the Jesus freaks – they are terrified of sex and become perverts.

    If you think the catholic horror has problems, just google variations of “southern evangelicals – rape kids”

    Those who speak for god often think they are god and anything goes.

    As shakespeare said Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

    The kluxer belongs in jail where he can be “the boys”-

  20. Gary edwards 24 Aug 2012, 2:08am

    At least he will never be out of a job, the catholic church has places for priests like him in any of it’s orphanages.

  21. GingerlyColors 24 Aug 2012, 7:50am

    Typical Christian fundie. People like him should be kept away from children.

  22. So, he became horny next to a children’s playground, yet found no evidence that he is a peado? Did they check his computer hard drive? I doubt that very much.

    Such a hypocrite, hiding again behind his Reverend title, he is nothing more than a dirty old man.

    1. I think it’s a little unfair to cast aspersions. It’s much more likely that he’s just socially maladjusted and highly inappropriate in his choice of wanking location than a paedophile. Which, by itself, makes him deeply, deeply lacking in class, but hardly a danger to society.

      By all means call out his hypocrisy and the bigotry and the lack of class, and point out what a nasty little man he is. But it does us no favours to throw around serious accusations of paedophilia like that when there is insufficient evidence for them.

  23. Robert (Kettering) 24 Aug 2012, 12:37pm

    Another “Religious” hypocrite is found out and bites the dust! They make me sick.

  24. Sister Mary Clarence 24 Aug 2012, 12:43pm

    Mmmmm, who’s got the moral high ground now Reverend, you sick sh1t?

    1. Rev Philip McCavity 25 Aug 2012, 1:16am

      Sister! Wash out your mouth!

      (just kidding!)

  25. Christopher Hitchens wrote that he always expected these so-called ‘moralists’ to be caught doing pretty much the very thing they spend their time condemning.

  26. Scratch a fundamentalist and you often find some kind of sexual obsessive underneath, in word, deed, or both. Back in my Christian days I once had a stand-up row with a Bible-basher who turned everything said back to ‘penises going into anuses’. A lesbian friend lived next door to a fundamentalist family who didn’t just vocally condemn her – they yelled explicit pornographic abuse at her. You have to wonder!

  27. James Savik 24 Aug 2012, 9:31pm

    This mutt was parked at a playground watching children and jerking off. WHY is he NOT a registered sex offender???

    With behavior like that, it’s only a matter of time before he molests children.

  28. If this wasn’t so serious, it would be hysterical. Organised religion is full of hypocrites. They can’t help it. Nature programmes them one way – religion programme them another. It’s bound to lead to tossers like this being screwed in the head. Why do you think so many catholic priests are child molesters? Brianwashed into celibacy – and not for any religious reason but so the church benefits from a priest’s estate, not his widow. Hypocricy and manupulation.

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