Comments on: Pope confirms details of UK visit

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 12:31:22 +0000

Once upon a time there was this garden where a naked lady and a naked man lived, skipping around with the lambs and lions and everyone was happy and gay(!) Then a nasty talking snake told the naked lady to eat an apple off a tree she wasn’t supposed to eat from and she realised she must invent shopping because hse had no clothes or shoes or handbags. So she asked the naked man to eat the apple too so he would realise he needed clothes too and might get a job and get some cash for her to go out shopping with. Then the great sky spirit, who enjoyed watching them romping around with no clothes on got very cross and sent a nasty man with wings on his back and a big sword of fire to chase them out of the garden! As for the snake, well it seemed very happy with what it had done and turned into a red man with a forked tail and horns! As for the man and the woman they had two sons, one killed the other and so they invented incest! AND if you belive this little story you are quite truely barmy as a box of frogs……thank you

By: Jean-Paul Bentham

Jean-Paul Bentham — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 22:56:59 +0000

ah Patrick…love ya!

By: Layby cruiser

Layby cruiser — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 22:42:11 +0000

Guys …go look at the Boy George story…..

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 22:02:11 +0000

Non taken Jean-Paul …went for a look and luv it luv it I see smc sthere too and is that Eddy in the sailors hat? CC…? Naw i would imagen cc’s home getin hom skuled in Inglysh

By: Jean-Paul Bentham

Jean-Paul Bentham — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 21:39:19 +0000

Right on, Eddy.

Is that CC in drag in the front row after a hard day in the lab?

Oh look, there’s Patrick. ha ha ha! No offense, Patrick, it is to laugh.

By: Eddy

Eddy — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 21:27:01 +0000

JP, have only just seen The Guardian cartoon, at the following.

http://www.queerty.com/a-pope-walks-into-a-movie-theater-filled-with-homos-20100203/

Hope it has given people here good ideas for upstaging the old fart.

By: Jean-Paul Bentham

Jean-Paul Bentham — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 21:02:41 +0000

Yeah, and John Henry Cardinal Newman had left strict instructions not to be disturbed in his tomb for some stupid old, meaningless tradition.

But no-o-o. It wasn’t enough that da vatican drove him crazy all his life…benXVI had to go up upstage ‘im.

Never mind…his body was never found…yuk, yuk…all they found was a cardinal’s red hat and a strand of hair…probably from a pooch…while John and Ambrose are sleeping peacefully in the same unidentified grave as per his last will and testament.

Vie de merde! Love a British mystery, don’t you.

By: Jean-Paul Bentham

Jean-Paul Bentham — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:55:08 +0000

Whatever you, Buzz.

Poor Lizzie. How could she refuse??? …backed up against a wall like she was by tarantula what’s-her-name,,,batcher,,cratchit,,oh yes Tatcher.

Who you gonna believe. Lies, lies everywhere. Paranoid?? Who, moi??

We are “not supposed to know” ok! So live with the mystery and pay your taxes.

Green tea?

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:46:35 +0000

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23815851-queen-invites-pope-benedict-to-london.do Fraid not guys.. It was Lizzie who invited him according to Buck Hse. see this Evening Standard page .

By: Jean-Paul Bentham

Jean-Paul Bentham — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:39:22 +0000

Wonderful…before long we will actually pierce the veil of secrecy and peer into the mysterious workings of Xian shenanigans.

Question of the day: Who the hell invited him?

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:33:37 +0000

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/7456201/Pope-to-visit-Britain-in-SeptemThe Pope is to visit Britain in September at the invitation of the Queen, Buckingham Palace has confirmed Pope Benedict XVI will make his visit between September 16 and 19.

He will be received by the Queen, who is Supreme Governor of the Church of England, and the Duke of Edinburgh at the Palace of Holyroodhouse in Edinburgh on September 16.

The Pontiff will also travel to Glasgow, London and Coventry during his four-day stay.

He confirmed last month in Rome that he was set to visit England and Scotland later in the year.

His remarks criticising aspects of Britain’s equality legislation were greeted with outrage by secular campaigners.

During the visit the Pope will beatify the nineteenth century theologian and educationalist Cardinal John Henry Newman at a public mass in Coventry.

The visit will also include a public mass in Glasgow and a prayer vigil in London.

He will also meet the Archbishop of Canterbury at Lambeth Palace and pray with other church leaders at Westminster Abbey.

More details of the Pope’s itinerary will be released closer to the time.

By: Jean-Paul Bentham

Jean-Paul Bentham — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:12:35 +0000

er…a photo shoot?????

(conspiring in a crime against humanity, eh….well, yah, Gays are human!!!)

“…now, about this infant baptism thing, Ben dahling…couldn’t we baptize them while they’re in the womb…children are so smart at an early age today. Oh, and do come to see us..promise??? This old thing??? Don’t be silly. I’ve had it for ye-e-e-e-rs. TTFN! Pssst, did you get a good shot?! Good, let’s get the hell outta here.”

By: Eddy

Eddy — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 19:57:24 +0000

JP, haven’t seen those posts of yours at MY until now. Photo of old Thatcher consorting with the Old Goat makes me feel ill! Why does an old aging Anglican consort with the Catholic Pope? It has to be ego, and fear of death, don’t you think. All these power-mongers wrapping up things amongst themselves. It’s like a conspiracy. That woman hated us. And the Old Goat hates us. So they were united for the duration of their meeting in at least one thing.

By: Jean-Paul Bentham

Jean-Paul Bentham — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 19:57:17 +0000

Ah Keith…at last…the voice of sanity…where was you??

By: Keith

Keith — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 19:53:24 +0000

CC=MC
SIMPLES…!!

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Albert dear…!
Hahaha

Keith.

(Einstein, that is; not Saxe-Coburg-Gotha…)

By: Jean-Paul Bentham

Jean-Paul Bentham — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 17:29:56 +0000

Here,s me thinking it was Lady Thatcher wot invited ‘im to accept Gordon Brown’s invite: http://my.pinknews.co.uk/forum/topic/52

(Saturday, 26th Sept. 2009)

Maybe the Baroness T. could foot the bill then. Hello Cheerie Blair!! Where you been, Tony?

By: Jean-Paul Bentham

Jean-Paul Bentham — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 17:15:46 +0000

M-m-m…check it out, mate:

http://my.pinknews.co.uk/forum/topic/52

See entry on Saturday, 26th September 2009

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:19:03 +0000

Just found out at the weekend, it wasn’t Gordon Brown who invited joe ratzinger to the UK. It was Lizzie Windsor… surprise surprise. But the beleagured taxpayers will be saddled with the cost.
I say if she wants to consort with a vile exnazi paedophile and sadist protecting parasite from Rome , then she should pay out of the millions she’s saved from the taxes she hasn’t paid to the treasury of this country.
We can put the £20 or so million into the health service or some other needy cause starved of cash. As on of the richest women on the planet she can well afford it. The fact that this vile homophobe is coming in September is also very telling. He hopes that Callmedaves homophobic Law and Justice Tories will be in Downing street by then and that he will be well protected by them.Think again ratcatcher… you are in for a rough ride,especially from the Irish in England and Scotland as you clearly think that a bleating datribe such as that read out in churches here at the weekend somehow is enough to bring them back bowing and scraping to you and your vile homophobic paedophile cesspit. Think again Joe.

By: Jean-Paul Bentham

Jean-Paul Bentham — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:01:26 +0000

CC @ 56:

You said:

“I came across this site looking at an article to do with kele from bloc party.”

I found some kele and I’ll be happy to share it with you. I can be at Nottingham U at your convenience, and you can see the kele from the bloc party that I’ve found. I am here to serve, dearie.

By: Jean-Paul Bentham

Jean-Paul Bentham — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:57:18 +0000

Eddy:

I do miss MC, don’t you.

Now, where were we…oh yes, the popeye visit…sorry, I meant paypal….no, no, it’s papal….this darn keyboard..where’s the apostrophe???? f***!