Why do the Rich and Famous never interest me?
Because they are usually not interesting. Their money is, though – especially where they get it.
Pardon my ‘apparent ignorance’ … but who the hell are these two people, and is there any reason why I should care whether or not they have married?
If they haven’t signed the papers, then they are not bloody married!
The rest of the service is just window dressing. They NEED your scribble to ‘consummate’ the legal relationship.
And anyway, who the hell ARE these people anyway?
geeez, so much anger on here, chill people
For those of you who don’t know (and there seem to be several of you): Marc Jacobs is a very influential fashion designer, and Lorenzo Martone is his partner. (If you didn’t recognise the names, why did you bother reading the story?)
Of course, being rich and famous is not particularly interesting, but Marc Jacobs was talented long before he became either.