Comments on: Iris Robinson claimed £1,644 for a bed

By: Abi1975

Abi1975 — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:34:23 +0000

At the end of this Parliament she will get a £65,000 resettlement grant for her employment ending. The grant was 30K but they seem to of more than doubled it! Strange how they found the parliamentary time to do that but not enough to debate the equality bill properly and vote on all the proposed amendments.

By: Paul

Paul — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 09:14:13 +0000

£600,000 a year in salary and expenses – isn’t that just taking the piss?

Surely an honrouable person, doing her job for the RIGHT reasons, would not be in it for the money whereas clearly this vile woman and her husband were (if he had any integrity he would have curtailed her lavish lifestyle!)

By: Simon Murphy

Simon Murphy — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 00:50:36 +0000

You can get a very large bed for 1644 quid.

Room for a barbecue even! Specially for those extra meaty McCambley pork sausages.

And Iris will try the live McCambley sausage once she’s sated her good hunger.

What a beast! Eh?

By: theotherone

theotherone — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 00:35:37 +0000

obviously she would need something special. A gothic four poster? Not this I hope…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Bed_of_Ware

room for all the young men she hopes to help (ahem) come to Christ.

By: theotherone

theotherone — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 00:32:24 +0000

every room was decorated in a different theme? How tacky.

By: JohnK

JohnK — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:18:00 +0000

OMG

Big Bed – Big sex drive – Big Hypocrit

Whats new!

By: Eddy

Eddy — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:34:27 +0000

“Sister Mary Clarence”, the above is very funny! Thank you.

By: Sister Mary clarence

Sister Mary clarence — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:19:12 +0000

Well I’m still sitting here outside the city gates in the Winnebago with two hundredweight of stones.

Anyone know if the Babylonian whore has left home yet cos this pay and display is crippling me

By: Mumbo Jumbo

Mumbo Jumbo — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:40:18 +0000

Did they bill us for having the stains removed?

By: flapjack

flapjack — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:00:52 +0000

Lockkeeper’s Cottages Cafe – £50k
Kickback – £5,000
Service Charge – £1,429
Sausage sandwich – £4.50
Deluxe four poster bed with heart shaped cushions that looks like something out of a trashy Barbara Cartland novel – £1,644
“Flexible friend” to tie to the bed while husband is out… priceless.

There are some things money can’t buy, but for everything else there’s the British taxpayer!

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:39:14 +0000

‘Ireland’s First Minister Peter Robinson’

I dare the author of this article to call him that to his face!

A little research goes a long way, can’t believe any journalist could make that sort of basic error.

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:30:15 +0000

Greedy old pig.

By: Eddy

Eddy — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:02:40 +0000

AndyAS, good suggestions! Though somehow I doubt if Granny-Iris thought condoms were necessary with so fresh and green a young boy. Remember she’d had her eye on him since he was a lad, in and out of his father’s shop. No, somehow I reckon, old Iris declared, “No, I’m gonna have YOU raw, sonny boy!” LOL.

By: Eddy

Eddy — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:59:13 +0000

Abi, you wrote: “When she brought the bed she knew she would be screwing her toy-boy and the taxpayer at the same time. Why are we not repossessing these items now she is no longer a parliamentarian!”

So, Abi, you reckon we need to take possession of the toy-boy too, eh? (LOL) What do you propose we do with him?

(Steady now, we’ve pilloried sex-hungry Iris for devouring a boy one third her age, so certainly I can’t be entertaining ideas of using him the same way Iris did! But maybe you’re a great deal younger than me, Abi, so perhaps you could! On the other hand, do you think you could face it, hunk though he is?)

By: Abi1975

Abi1975 — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:27:46 +0000

When she brought the bed she knew she would be screwing her toy boy and the taxpayer at the same time.

Why are we not repossessing these items now she is no longer a parliamentarian! Repossess everything we have paid for and sell them or give them to charity. That includes whatever property they brought in London or Northern Ireland at thee taxpayers expense.

Give all of it back Iris

By: AndyAS

AndyAS — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:17:10 +0000

Maybe the bed was £600, £1000 for the toy boy, and £44.90p for condoms!!

Her house sounds like a triumph of bad taste and money … her bad taste and OUR money!!! Oriental dining-rooms just aren’t either East Belfast or Strangford!

By: Eddy

Eddy — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:16:51 +0000

OK, John F, I agree, let’s have some fun with Iris’s bed!

I reckon our 59 year-old sex-hungry Iris-Granny wanted an enormous luxury baby-cot, the sort with strong high railings all around so the kid you trap inside just can’t get away from you . . . so that you can gobble away at all 19 years of him ALL NIGHT LONG, and wail and howl and beg for mercy as he might there’s simply no escaping!

http://www.ilovemybaby.org/images/simon_horn_european_cot.jpg

By: John F

John F — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:08:39 +0000

Lots of serious articles on PN today so please lets have a bit of fun with this one. Who can make the best joke about Iris’s bed by midnight tonight?

By: Abi1975

Abi1975 — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:16:27 +0000

I bet she brought something like this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bondage_bed

By: lee

lee — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:07:24 +0000

iris you made you bed now lie in it

Oh she did with that young bloke