Dear God this man is Foreign Secretary?
No, the slightly cute David Milliband is. Little Chrissie is a minister (ie a junior in charge of a “bit” of policy.)
I wonder if anyone’s told him about the horrors of being gay in Iraq under its new proprietors? Would his bum be super-glued up if he made a visit?
I’m sure the government of India will be thrilled to hear that their ex-colonial masters approve (in a slightly patronising way) of their new laws.
David Milliband is very cute in a nerdish kind of way.
Chris Bryant is hot from the neck down, though has terrible taste in underpants.